April 25, 2021 - Chaos Theory Championship Fatal Fourway

It was a day in early spring; and as that sweet, genial time of year and atmosphere calls out tender greenness from the ground,--beautiful flowers, or leaves that look beautiful because so long unseen under the snow and decay,--so the pleasant air and warmth had called out a young man, who sat on a sunny hill-side enjoying the warm day. Eron Hunter took a deep breath, also enjoying the calm atmosphere and the scent of flowers. He looked at the camera, smiling a soft smile, and started speaking in a calm tone.

“Just like earth renews itself every spring and summer anew, just like that a great fighter feels invigorated after overcoming a great challenge that was laid bare, in front of him. After each successful fight, I feel as if I have become injected with the elixir of eternal youth.

Two dreamers, for it, is what we all are, fought against each other and one emerged victoriously. Eron Hunter bested JT Maverick, just like he said he would, but it came not without surprise. The Prodigy was a good challenge!

Not great, not championship material yet, but good and challenging nonetheless. The lad will become a great pro wrestler, one day, but until that day comes, he will have to face losses as much as he will have to experience wins. Only by learning from experience will he be able to achieve greatness.

This path is no easy one.

Victories are not handed to you just like that.

You will have to sweat buckets and spit blood until you can master the art of wrestling.

But JT Maverick is paddling in the right direction. One day he will be able to look back and say to himself that he is proud of what he has achieved and that each fight brought him closer to mastering the art of fighting.

Until then, e will have his challenges cut out for him. Just like each one of us does, just like Eron Hunter has. One day after the victory after JT Maverick, I have to get ready for another fight, coming up in more or less, two weeks.

A fatal four-way match, for a championship belt.

A fight the champion requested.

Should I feel honored I have been picked to fight in this wrestling match? I guess I should. A single victory in this federation and I am already recognized as a potential champion, and that by no other than the champion himself.

Guess my background story is no incognito, to some around here. Guess some fighters and management know what Eron Hunter can do in that ring. Guess the champion himself wants to test his abilities against potential champions and superstars.

This time he has not chosen the easy path to travel.

This time, other than what he is used to doing, he has chosen the difficult way of achieving self-evaluation. Yes, this time! Because usually, Sebastian Cane opts for the easy way. “But Eron, what are you talking about” will you say. “ He grew up without a father” will you say. “ He has been branded a deviant from society” will you say. And I agree with you on that. But where I disagree is that the path Sebastian Cane picked for himself is not the difficult one. It’s the easy one! It´s easy to stand there feeling pity for yourself and doing nothing to make things better; It´s easy choosing villainy over hard work, It´s easy to feel rejected by society and do nothing good to set things right. Easy to run into villainous doings, instead of keeping your head high and knocking everywhere to ask for a job.

I agree with everyone that says that sometimes we are a product of our society. That sometimes society says it re-educates us, while all it does is keep us closed up somewhere, just so that it can separate us from the “healthy” part of our society. And that once you´re branded a villain, you´ll always be seen as one by almost everyone.

So, I disagree with Sebastian Cane, if he says society is to blame for his shortcomings. He has to blame himself too, for choosing the easy path. He could´ve chosen better, even if it would´ve been hard to attain success that way.

He had the choice. Just like he found the right evocation, in picking up Pro-Wrestling. Do you see? Sometimes it´s just that easy to make the right choice. Does he feel like a fighter? He is a fighter. He acts like a fighter and signed a contract to be one.

That´s the right choice there!

Because of what you are, and what you crave for, you have become a wrestler and a successful one to boot. Just like that, you could´ve given your life other directions, if you only had wanted to. But that´s not the point in here now is it? We´re not here to discuss one´s choices of life, we´re here to showcase skill in the ring and only that.

Well. I disagree.

A man is not only one trait of himself. He´s the complete package.

You´re a great fighter, Caine, but you´re also a crook, which means you can take the shortcut to victory anytime. And I, Eron Hunter, will not allow you to do just that. I will see that correctness and justice are on the day´s order when we fight in this fatal four-way match for that belt you hold right there.

That´s because I am in my prime, and still got fights to fight and championships to win, until I grow into a middle-aged man, with no real ambitions and bad drinking habits to boot. Meaning I will grow into what Joji Nobu is right now.

Sure, he was once a shining star.

But those times are long gone!

Now he’s just a middle-aged man, In semi-retirement, just waiting for the right excuse to quit fighting altogether and hang onto drinking some more. I am always amazed at the fact, how much a man can sink into mediocrity and despair if he only lets himself go down.

Nobu, if you haven´t ever thought about that before, life is a gift and one should treasure it as being such, by doing the maximum a man can at any given time. You have fallen into mediocrity, and that my friend, is a sin, for someone as gifted as you were in your prime.

In this fight, I will fight you not only to defeat you but also to show you something you seem to have forgotten. That being, what it means to still have a fighting spirit and the will to go that extra mile, to achieve greatness.

You will stand there, lights out, and sense what it means to fall, from the very hands of a talented and gifted fighter as yours truly is. Unless you re-find your fighting spirit and your lost courage, you will never be a challenge for me or Caine for that matter. So wake up before it´s too late and start giving your very best, to go out in a blaze of glory.

At forty-one years of age, it´s the best you can do!

And Ace Sky?

Well, what about him. I have been in this business for long enough and I know him, although we have never met in the ring. I know it will be something of a miracle if he manages to hang on to a federation for more than e match or two.

So, I'll deal with him, if he manages to show his face in the ring, for this match.

And that´s about it, for today.”

Eron smiled and looked away from the camera.

The scene faded to black.

“Live and Let Die” by Paul McCartney plays us in as we come upon Sabastian Caine. Caine is dressed identically to Patrick Bickle (Robert DeNiro) from the classic 70’s film “The Taxi Driver.” More specifically he is wearing the green military style jacket but everything else from sunglasses to boots are black. Caine has the Chaos Theory Championship belt draped over his shoulder. His “reasons” for dressing this way are known only to him. Caine for some reason is standing in front of a mirror and begins reenacting the famous “You talking to me?” scene where he looks at his reflection in the mirror and asks it if it’s “talking to him” suddenly, Caine’s reflection changes to that of his Hatter Madigan persona from years past, he nearly dies from shock but quickly regains his bearings.


Caine: What are you doing here in my reflection?


Madigan: Your reflection? How do you know you aren’t a reflection of me? And what is it that you are doing anyway? Did you ask her out yet?


Caine: Ask who out? What are you talking about?


Madigan: Victoria… Victoria McKenzie did you ask Victoria McKenzie out yet?


Caine: No, and why exactly would I do that?


Madigan: Because she’s hot and has a great personality to boot she and you would be perfect together.


Caine: In what dream world? She’s obnoxious and looks like a shaved gorilla. And besides, I heard she is involved with that Joji Nobu, the man with the Japanese body, and the Australian voice who sounds like he should be doing voiceover work for Saturday morning cartoons on obscured channels that few people watch and even have access to.


Madigan: Well, what you do is eviscerate him, disembowel him, dissect him alive and once he’s out of the picture.. Victoria will come running into your waiting arms.


Caine: I told you before… I’m just not interested in her she isn’t my type.


Madigan: What are you gay?


Caine: No… of course not… I have a certain type of woman that I go for and she just isn’t it.


Madigan: Well… If you don’t ask her out I will.


Caine: You’re dead don’t you realize that you are in fact dead?


Madigan: But if I’m dead how in the hell am I here conversing with you?


Caine: Beats me. Maybe this is a dream or a bad reaction to the Covid vaccine.


Madigan: You let them inject that poison into your body? You might as well have let a homeless person inject you with a cocktail of chemicals and see what it does to you (if anything). You gotta be nuts to get vaccinated.


Caine: And? We were kind of forced due to our line of work and them allowing more fans back into the arenas.


Madigan: And by the way why are you defending your championship against this motley crew of deadbeats and losers? These people are unworthy of a shot at your belt.


Caine: Tees pretty much said the same thing and more. He doesn’t understand but I have the need to prove myself a credible champion and take on worthy contenders. I deem these challengers worthy though I doubt others will. To make it a little more interesting, although this not an official stipulation if I lose I’m finished. That’s how confident I am in my ability to defeat these men.


Madigan: But they are ham and eggers all of them who have any of them beaten? If you do lose you really should consider retirement as you have no business being in this line of work if you can’t beat such low level people.


Madigan: Let’s run through the names shall we? For old time sake.


Caine: Ready when you are.


Madigan: The Sydney-Sendai Suplex Sensei" Joji Nobu


Caine: Going to get suplexed out of his boots and have his ass handed to him. The guy is always drunk… and I mean always but how he’ll feel after I have finished with him will be a thousand times worse than any hangover he could ever possibly imagine. I have more suplex variations as well as variations of other holds than Carter’s got liver pills. Everyone is so high on this guy but why exactly? He’s beaten jobbers for the most part and lost to a man I beat not once but twice a man who is afraid to face me again Vin Halstead. Instead of being in this match I was supposed to face Halstead in a steel cage but Halstead was too chicken shit and backed out of the match. Can’t say as I blame him I would have ended his career inside of that cage. But to quote a line from Shawn Michaels “I beat the man who beat you.” So it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that I have the capabilities of defeating you in relatively short order.


Madigan: "The Galaxy Guru" Ace Sky


Caine: Sky Is going to get grounded for life. Imagine a permanent state of sleep paralysis, where you are aware of what is going on but you can’t move and you are barely getting oxygen. This is what Mr. Sky will endure when I ground and pound his ass into oblivion. This is an “everyman for himself” type affair but I’m going to be sure to get my licks in on Sky. You ever see someone for the first time and instantly dislike that person? For me that person is Ace Sky… there’s just something about him that rubs me the wrong way. I never met the man and this is the first time I’m facing him.. but he’s one of those people who has a face that you just want to punch and disfigure.


Madigan: Eron Hunter


Caine: The Sicilian Schmuck. Like Sky I don’t know this man… have never met him but he’s a fool for getting himself into this situation. People have been singing the praises of this guy talking about how “great and wonderful” he is… but his recent performances have not impressed me at all. He’s another numbskull getting himself into a situation he doesn’t fully understand with a very dangerous person and he’s fixing to get hurt.

Caine looks directly into the camera now and speaks directly to the viewer.


Caine: This promotion is becoming a little too overpopulated. You can’t really walk down a hallway here without knocking into someone. Someone always seems to be up your ass around here and directly in your way. So I’m going to do this place a favor and thin out the heard a bit by putting all three of these men out of commission. I used the championship opportunity to lure them to their doom. They signed their death warrants by signing on to get into this match. Nothing will stop me from bringing the pain, bringing the carnage and destruction and nothing can save any of these men.


Fade out with Caine laughing manically looking into the mirror now once more seeing his own reflection leaving doubt that Madigan was ever really there.