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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Apr 24, 2021 15:35:05 GMT
Cold open. Mac Dunney stands alone in the middle of the ring, microphone in hand.
“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to First Class Pro Wrestling presents: April Annihilation! Our second pay-per-view event… and our last.”
The cheering crowd falls silent at the last line, though some of the audible murmurs make it clear that perhaps this hasn’t been the best kept of secrets.
“I’m sure many of you have heard the rumours by now, and our extremely talented roster and staff were informed yesterday that this would be the case. I would like to take this opportunity to publicly thank everyone, past and present, who has competed for FCPW as well as our announcers, commentators, interviewers and backstage staff for all the hard work they’ve done to make this place a success, brief as it may have been.”
A smattering of applause rings out, Mac giving it a moment before continuing.
“As for our talent, the good people behind IIW have agreed to welcome anyone on our roster who wishes to join them with open arms. Moreover, we’ve reached an agreement that will let the championships of First Class Pro be transferred over as well. Rest assured folks, whoever leaves here tonight with championship belts, they aren’t destined to just collect dust on someone’s trophy shelf.”
Mac takes a moment to compose himself, clearing his throat.
“Lastly, I want to thank you, the fans, for sticking with us. None of this would have been possible without all of you. I know our roster is ready to send this place off with a bang, so let’s do them a solid and blow the roof off!”
The crowd roars in approval as Mac nods and smiles before handing the mic off to Amanda Jackson and exiting the ring. The camera cuts over to ringside to a somber Tony Watson and a confused looking Lonnie Parks.
Lonnie: “Did you know about this?!”
Tony: “How did you not? We all got an email yesterday!”
Lonnie: “You know I don’t use email!”
Tony: “What about the facebook message? The DMs on twitter and instagram?”
Lonnie: “The only social media I use is TikTok, thank you very much.”
Tony: “Well, that’s what you get for showing up three minutes before showtime. Congrats, it’s our last day of work.”
Lonnie: “What, we don’t get to make the trip to IIW too?”
Tony: “They have their own announcers, Lon.”
Jacques LaRocque (from the French announce table): “Nous sommes en négociations.”
Lonnie: “... damn frenchmen.”
Tony: “Anyway folks, this might be our final show but as Mac said we’re gonna end it with a bang and tonight starts with one too! Amanda Jackson, take it away!”
Amanda: “The following is a fatal fourway matchup! The first woman to score a pinfall or submission will become the first ever FCPW Women’s Champion! Making her way to the ring first, from Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England… “The Biggest, Baddest and Most Beautiful Brit In The Game; Queen Thicctoria, Plus Sized Princess” Victoria McKenzie!”
Victoria smirks as she saunters down to the ring to Little Mix's 'Power', the cocky and plus sized Geordie looks at the fans up and down with a mocking look of contempt; she even gets in the face of a few fans to jaw jack with them before she hops onto the apron and shows off her size by swinging her hips and grinding in a teasing way. Victoria then enters the ring through the middle rope and swaggers around, again showing off her size as she starts to talk trash to the booing fans, giving them the double middle finger or spinning around, bending over and slapping her own rear to show them what she thinks of them.
Amanda: “Next, from St. Louis, Missouri… Justice Cross!”
Piano notes could be heard over the pa system then Amy Lee's voice begins to sing. Justice begins to walk out onto the top of the ramp as the words "Wake me up" begin to play over the speaker now. As she makes her way down to the ring she argues with the fans then gets to the floor near the ring. Justice continues to the ring with a smirk on her face before climbing onto the stairs. When she would get half way onto the apron she turned her back to the ropes then did a back flip over them. With both feet on the ground she would go over to each side of the ring smirking as the fans had mixed reactions towards her.
Amanda: “From Atlanta, Georgia… “The Head Bitch in Charge” Taylor Blazer!”
“Notorious” by B.I.G. plays over the arena as the monitor lights up H.B.I.C. As lightning goes across the letters and a little smoke comes out on the stage. Taylor Blazer makes her way out from behind the curtains, with Jason Burns coming out, stepping to the side, trying not to be in her way. She poses at the top, showing her muscles, then slowly walks to the ring with a bit of attitude before stepping into the ring. Jason holds the ropes open for her as she steps inside.
Amanda: “And from Trenton, Ontario… “Fuck Yeah!” Fiona Harris!”
The arena lights flash low with the music until the lyrics hit and Fiona steps out onto the entrance ramp, dressed in little blue, black and silver wrestling trunks with a matching low-cut sports bra-style top, knee pads, kick pads over black amateur-style shoes, wrists taped. She struts a little down the ramp before breaking into a sprint about halfway down, sliding headfirst into the ring under the bottom rope, popping up to hit the opposite ropes and coming back, stepping up onto the ropes, one foot on the middle and the other on the bottom, facing the entranceway and striking a double bicep flex pose with a grin before hopping back towards the middle of the ring, ready to compete.
Tony: “Four great competitors here Lonnie, who do you think’s gonna walk out of here with the gold?”
Lonnie: “Why do you keep asking me that, Tony? Every match. It’s a fourway, it’s impossible to tell. All four of these women are capable of getting the win. Probably whoever isn’t on the receiving end of too many attacks from Victoria or Taylor. Or Fiona. Or Justice.”
FCPW Women’s Championship - Justice Cross vs Fiona Harris vs Victoria McKenzie vs Taylor Blazer
The match starts with the four women in their corners, eyeing each other carefully, starting to move towards the center. From nowhere, Justice darts to her right, trying to catch Fiona by surprise with the Lights Out but Fiona pushes her off, straight into a big European Uppercut from Vic. The impact sends Justice staggering back to Fiona, who grabs her from behind and hits a front russian leg sweep! Justice holds her head as she rolls out to the floor.
Tony: “Unplanned teamwork from Harris and McKenzie, but it worked out nicely.”
Lonnie: “Imagine what those two could do as a team if they didn’t just straight up despise each other?”
Tony: “I don’t care where those two wrestle, I don’t think we’ll ever see that happen.”
Tay charges Fiona with a clothesline, who somersaults under it, back to her feet and off the ropes as Blazer hits the ropes as well, while Vic hits the ropes at a third side of the ring. As all three come towards each other in the middle of the ring at a dead run, Vic leaps for the Vic and Run but at the same time Harris drops down under her, Vic soaring over her as Blazer leaps OVER Vic in mid-air, Vic missing both women, crashing and burning near the ropes.
Tony: “Ridiculous athleticism by Blazer!”
As Vic pulls herself back to her feet, Harris and Tay meet, Tay throwing a kick that Harris catches, turning into a dragon screw, sending Tay rolling across the ring to a corner. Fiona turns in time to meet a massive shoulder block from Vic, sending Harris back somersaulting into the opposite corner from Blazer. As Blazer reaches her feet first, Vic turns and charges, smashing into her with a big body avalanche that puts Blazer down on her ass in the corner. Vic turns and hits the same move on Harris in the other corner with the same effect. With Blazer down Vic turns to face her, making a slow swivel of her hips before giving her rear a slap and charging, looking for the cannonball but Tay moves at the last second, rolling out of the ring, leaving Vic to crash hard into the turnbuckles upside down! Harris has managed to pull herself to her feet and spotting an opportunity, she sprints across the ring before nailing a baseball slide dropkick to the head of Vic!
Lonnie: “Fiona Harris and Taylor Blazer need to capitalize right now! If either of them can hit a big move, they might be able to get a pin before McKenzie or Cross can recover to break it up!”
Blazer slides back into the ring as Harris gets back to her feet. Harris charges Blazer, looking for a clothesline but Blazer ducks; Harris lets her momentum take her to the ropes, leaping to the second rope before launching herself back at Blazer, twisting into a crossbody. Blazer catches her and though the impact staggers her back a few steps, she keeps her feet under her, staying upright before driving Harris down across her knee for a backbreaker. Blazer immediately looks for a cover, hooking the leg but Harris gets the shoulder up at two. Blazer rises, pulling Harris up with a handful of hair but Harris surprises her with a trio of rapid body punches, followed by a jawbreaker to create a bit of separation. Harris quickly ducks behind Blazer, hooking her up for a front russian leg sweep but before she can hit it McKenzie levels both with a massive Vic and Run!
Tony: “There goes that window you mentioned Lonnie.”
Vic gets up to her feet, letting out a yell before grabbing Harris and tossing her out of the ring through the ropes. She turns to face Blazer, who has pulled herself back up. Audibly from the ring one can hear McKenzie say two words. “Hoss fight?” Blazer blinks before shrugging and nodding and the two charge each other in the middle of the ring, throwing punches and forearms with reckless abandon! The two stand in the pocket and trade bombs, neither giving an inch, absorbing shots that would drop a lesser woman (or man for that matter). Finally Vic looks for a European uppercut but Tay arches back from the impact, the miss taking Vic a little off balance, and Tay capitalizes by catching Vic with a big t-bone suplex! Vic staggers to her feet and Tay charges, Vic ducking behind her and launching Tay with a big german suplex! From nowhere Justice dives back into the ring, covering Tay but Vic drags her off before the ref can even get a one count. Vic nails Justice with a big right, Justice staggering back from that into Tay, who drops her with the Bad Bitch, sending Justice rolling right back out of the ring.
Lonnie: “Justice Cross really getting no traction in this bout.”
Tony: “Almost like she didn’t even show up or something.”
Vic and Tay look ready to square off again in the ring when a cry of “Surprise bitches!” is heard from the ring apron. Both women look over in time to see Fiona Harris flying over them, catching both women by the head and taking them both down with a springboard double blockbuster!
Tony: “Fiona Harris outta nowhere!”
Lonnie: “The baddest B-cups in pro wrestling, Tony!”
Tony: “See, shit like that is why IIW isn’t gonna hire us. You don’t hear the french guys talking about tits during matches.”
As all three women get up, Harris catches Vic with a jumping enziguri that staggers the Brit, then hits a rana on Blazer that sends her rolling out of the ring. Harris turns her attention back to Vic, taking her down with a swinging neckbreaker. Harris turns, runs and leaps to the second rope before launching herself down onto Vic with a springboard moonsault, hooking the leg but McKenzie gets the shoulder up at two. Harris catches the arm, rolling over and looking to lock in the Koji clutch! Harris gets her hands locked but before she can start pulling back on the choke Vic gets her legs under her, powering up with Harris hanging off of her, Harris releasing the hold and dropping to her feet before Vic can slam her down. Vic quickly catches Harris and launches her with a butterfly suplex! Harris staggers up to her feet and gets met with a huge running European uppercut that knocks her through the ropes and out to the floor!
Tony: “Harris in trouble now. Victoria can do a lot of damage outside the ring.”
Lonnie: “And there’s no doubt in my mind that Victoria remembers what Fiona did to her two weeks ago on Sunday Night Delight!”
As Vic poses for the crowd before stepping out to the ring apron, Taylor Blazer slides back into the ring on the opposite side. Vic starts to measure Harris for something but before she can do anything she’s blindsided by a huge running forearm from Tay, knocking her off the ring apron and into the guard rail. The guard rail helps keep Vic on her feet, Harris pulling herself up as well just in time for Tay to nail both with a huge crossbody from the top rope to the floor! Blazer is back on her feet first, putting stomps into Vic before turning her attention to Harris. Tay tucks Fiona’s head between her thighs before lifting her for a powerbomb but Harris slips out and down her back, landing on her feet. Tay turns and Harris hooks her up, drawing a pop from the crowd as she muscles Tay up for a brainbuster attempt but Tay manages to slip out the back door. As Harris turns back to her Justice charges them both, only to be met by stereo kicks to the ribs from both Harris and Blazer.
Tony: “McKenzie’s back up on the ring apron, what’s she going for here?!”
Lonnie: “CAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNOOOOOONNNNN BALLLLLLLLLL!”
Vic charges the trio of women, Harris and Blazer spotting her coming and stepping aside, leaving Cross to get flattened by the somersault dive from Vic as the crowd roars! Vic is a little slow to get up as Blazer catches Harris with a kick to the abs before viciously powerbombing her into the guardrail! Blazer turns to Vic, blindsiding her with a running knee to the head before rolling Justice into the ring.
Tony: “Taylor Blazer has a chance! Taylor Blazer’s alone with Justice! Blazer to the top rope!”
Tay leaps from the top, connecting with a picture perfect Bitch Stomp! She drops into the cover on Cross but before the referee’s hand can hit the mat for three he’s dragged out of the ring by Victoria McKenzie!
Lonnie: “McKenzie just saved the belt for herself, and the ref can’t do anything about it!”
The ref admonishes Vic, who just pushes past him and rolls back into the ring. Tay charges and the two start throwing bombs again, this time Blazer gaining the advantage, staggering Vic with a spinning backfist before hitting the ropes, but on the rebound Vic catches Tay with the Party Crash! Vic looks around, realizing they’re in perfect range, about a third of the way across the ring, and moves to climb the ropes.
Tony: “This could be a huge mistake for McKenzie! She could’ve gone for the pin on Cross!”
Lonnie: “Yeah, but if she hits this it could take Blazer out like it did Karlie Oberhousen!”
Vic reaches the top rope, pausing a moment and gets ambushed by Harris; Harris leaps to the apron, then springboards up and catches Vic with a rana off the top, Vic narrowly missing crashing down on Blazer before rolling away to a corner to recover. Harris takes in the scene for just a second before ascending the ropes, taking aim at Blazer herself!
Tony: “Fiona Harris ready to fly! Comet Crush Senton! One, two - no!”
Lonnie: “Jason Burns just earned his paycheck for the year!”
As the referee counts the pin, Burns reaches in and drags Harris out by the feet! Harris is visibly livid as Burns winds up to throw a punch, only to be met with a vicious kick in the groin from Harris!
Lonnie: “Oh god, I HEARD that one!”
Tony: “Well, Harris told Blazer what’d happen if Burns got involved.”
As Harris follows up on the crumpling Burns by hitting a DDT, Vic has staggered back to her feet, spotting Justice Cross barely moving. Seizing her opportunity, Vic deadlifts Cross up from the mat into position and nails Queen Victoria’s Coronation! She drops into the cover and the referee starts to count! Blazer starts to crawl over and Harris dives into the ring, but neither get there in time as the ref’s hand hits the mat for three!
Amanda: “Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and NEW FCPW Women’s champion, Victoria McKenzie!”
Tony: “What a match folks! All four of these women got the absolute hell beat out of them but we finally have a winner and you can’t say she didn’t earn it, Lon.”
Lonnie: “Absolutely. You don’t have to like her, but Victoria McKenzie has that gold for a reason. One small thing in any direction and it could’ve just as easily been Harris or Blazer, but at the end of the day… there’s the champ.”
As Cross lays motionless in the ring, Fiona rolls to the floor to sit with her back to the guard rail, nursing her injuries as a few fans reach over to pat her on the shoulder in sympathy. Taylor rolls out on the other side, laying next to Jason to check on him. The shot cuts back to an exhausted, grinning Victoria McKenzie as Mac Dunney presents her the championship belt, Vic raising it triumphantly before we cut away.
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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Apr 24, 2021 15:35:23 GMT
Amanda: “The following matchup is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring first, from Rochester, New York… “Big House” Buck Henry!”
The sexy, smooth sax intro of “Baker Street” hits and Buck Henry emerges from the entrance. Despite the song being so soulful that it’d make a scarecrow dance, Buck Henry simply plods to the ring, raising a hand in polite greeting to the cheers he receives from the audience before climbing into the ring.
Amanda: “And his opponent, from nowhere… “The Dream Killer” Ryan Hawkins!”
“For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica continues it’s iconic introduction, upon each toll of the bell appears a flash of strobe lighting, revealing a figure in the darkness standing in the centre of the entrance stage, his appearance now revealed by the strobe lighting... it is Ryan Hawkins
Ryan Hawkins remains still on the stage, his face covered by his intimidating the entrance mask, his eyes focused intensely on the ring.
Upon the 4th tolling of the bell, he slowly unbuttons his trench coat without breaking his intense gaze on the ring, revealing “The Dream Killer” in blood-stained writing across the chest of his T-shirt.
Tony: “This Dream Killer, he’s… let’s just say I don’t like Buck Henry’s chances here tonight, Lonnie.”
Lonnie: “Yeah, you have to give Buck credit, he’ll fight anyone and everyone, but I think he’s out of his element here.”
Dream Killer enters the ring and Buck waits placidly in his corner until the bell rings.
Buck Henry vs The Dream Killer
Tony: “Both men to the center of the ring, Henry a bit taller, much heavier and - oh damn!”
Lonnie: “Dream Killer just drilled Buck with a headbutt! Did you hear the crack on that?! How is Buck Henry still standing?!”
Tony: “Barely by the looks of it. Buck staggers backwards, grabbing the top rope for balance with one hand, the other moving to hold his nose and yup, that’s broken.”
Lonnie: “Dream Killer doesn’t mess around, Tony.”
Dream Killer follows Buck to the ropes, nailing a pair of loud chops before moving to whip Buck to the opposite ropes; Buck reverses and sends DK off, still reeling from the broken nose and eats a running European uppercut from DK for his trouble, knocking the big man down on his ass.
Tony: “Dream Killer in complete control here. Buck Henry is in trouble early Lonnie.”
Lonnie: “Dream Killer with a quick knee to the head, putting Buck flat on his back. He grabs Bucks arms and starts stomping viciously on Buck’s head! The ref might need to stop this thing!”
DK lands several vicious stomps before pulling back as the referee drops down to check on Buck. Somehow Buck is still conscious, though clearly hurt, but he waves the referee off, stumbling up to his feet just in time to meet a dropkick that sends him falling out of the ring through the ropes. DK watches as Buck starts to pull himself up using the guard rail before measuring him and flattening Buck on the outside with a huge suicide dive!
Tony: “Dream Killer keeping the pressure on Buck Henry!”
Lonnie: “He honestly might have been able to just get the countout win already with how bad he’s rocked Buck, but I guess Hawkins thinks Buck’s got too much fight left in him for that yet.”
Tony: “Buck is still badly dazed but Dream Killer guides him up to his feet by the head and nails a wicked poisonrana on the floor!”
Henry is down face first on the floor, clutching his neck as Dream Killer rolls away before getting back up. The referee’s count is at five, then six as DK grabs Buck by the ears, dragging the big man up and somehow rolling him back into the ring. DK climbs to the top rope before diving at Buck for a big headbutt but Buck rolls aside at the last second!
Tony: “There’s still some fight left in Buck Henry!”
Lonnie: “Why? Buck, he’s gonna kill you, just stay down!”
Both men are slow to get up but DK reaches his feet first, even after crashing down on the missed headbutt. Buck is back on wobbly feet a second later as DK charges in, looking for a running forearm smash but Buck blocks, grabbing DK by the throat!
Tony: “Buck wants the Big House Boom! Oh, but a vicious jab to the broken nose breaks his grip!”
DK smashes Buck with a quick, short but perfectly placed punch and Buck releases him, wincing as he stumbles back a step, leaving him in perfect position for a TDK!
Lonnie: “That has to be it. Dream Killer mercifully into a cover and the referee counts the easiest three of his life.”
Amanda: "Your winner, The Dream Killer!"
Tony: “Massive win for The Dream Killer here tonight, Lonnie. I don’t think Buck Henry could’ve done anything to change the outcome to that one.”
Lonnie: “He should’ve stayed home. Lucky for him his wife’s a doctor.”
The shot lingers on The Dream Killer, staring down the camera as the referee checks on Buck Henry in the background before we cut away.
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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Apr 24, 2021 15:35:45 GMT
The lights in the arena slowly begin to turn themselves off, as the sound of a chilling ballad can be heard reverberating through the PA system. The fans, looking toward the screen or at one another, in a state of confusion. However, those who casted their eyes toward the screen are greeted by a static, black and white image. Within it, a decrepit home can be seen, although where that home is, is unknown. That is followed by a soft yet cold laughter being heard through the PA system, the previous ballad having slowly faded.
"Aw, you're no fun," a soft voice can be heard saying, as an image of a woman appears on the screen. Dressed in a black hooded sweater, black denim jeans and black knee high leather boots. Her identity is unknown. She softly giggles, as the screen pans out, revealing that a doll is resting on her lap, staring directly up at her, its eyes expressing a cold, lifeless look. The woman softly places her left hand on its chest, as the sound of a violin softly playing a gothic waltz pierces through the arena.
"It's okay. I have no desire to hurt you..." the woman remarks in a soft, soothing tone, attempting to assuage the fear she senses within the crowd. "I just wish to learn about you. Learn what it is that lays beneath your exterior." she continues, raising her right hand and pulling back her hood slightly. Enough to reveal she is wearing wine lipstick and his pale blue eyes. Like the ocean.
She gently smiles, casting a glance around the room she is seated within. As if she were looking at each and every fan in attendance. Surveying them. Attempting to get inside of their minds. The doll in her lap, continuing to stare blankly up at her. Yet the woman looks down at it, a child-like innocence appearing in her eyes.
"Mommy, who are you talking to," she states, in a childlike manner, as she softly runs her hand up and down the doll's body. As if it had been the one speaking to hear, posing that question.
"Just some people, who have decided that they shall be our first destination on that trip I promised you, darling," she replies. A soft laugh leaving her lips following those words. The doll remains still, though the female slips her right hand under its head, elevating it.
"Where are we going?" she inquires, as the female smiles at her in a manner that indicates she is playing coy.
"You'll find out when we get there, darling." she replies, placing the doll's head back atop her leg, and returning her focus back to the fans.
"I can't wait to meet you all. Discover just what resides within you. Unlock all the doors that reside within your corridors." The young female remarks, her stare icy cold. Her mouth stoic, only moving when she is addressing them. "Pick apart the fragments that lurk within and expose them for everybody to see," she states, as the shot pans down. Focusing once more on the doll and causing the female's eyes to stare daggers directly ahead. As if she had noticed the change, even before it occurred.
"If you dare to hurt my darling here, however..." she takes a breath, a sinister undertone to her words. "Then I promise that what you previously thought was hell, will become a vacation compared to what I will bring upon you," she says, her voice turning into a cold, almost bitter inflection. She then curls her lips upward and into a wicked yet sincere smile. "If you value your life, I would advise against thinking about it, either." her words cutting through the PA system, the fans feel their eyes being glued to the screen. Frightened of what might occur if they bat an eyelid.
"Otherwise, I think we'll get together very well," she declares as the screen flashes, briefly revealing a name. Caera. Though most of the fans appear to miss it, as the picture returns to her, now standing up,staring icily straight ahead of her. The doll has taken her place on the chair. It too, stares straight ahead.
"We'll see you soon..." she remarks, pausing before exhaling and adding: "Very soon," with a sinister smile across her face, while the lights return to normal. The screen flicking off like a TV.
Thank you Caera for writing this segment!
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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Apr 24, 2021 15:36:00 GMT
Amanda - Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a Tag Team Turmoil match. The match will begin with two teams after one team has been made to submit or has been pinned the next team will enter. This will continue until one team remains and that team will be crowned the First Class Pro Wrestling Tag Team Champions!
“Fast Lane” by Bad Meets Evil Ft. Eminem, Royce Da 5’9 hits as the arena goes dark with reddish looking fog and smoke coming out. A platform raises and any combination/all of the above of Mr. Tees, The Wraith and Temptress appear to ascend into the arena with Temptress seemingly leading the charge with Tees, Caine and/or Wraith on either side of her. The trio/foursome make their way down to the ringside area. Tees and Wraith hold the ropes open for Temptress who enters the ring and taunts the crowd. The music dies as Tees and Wraith take their positions and Temptress is assisted to ringside.
Amanda - Introducing first, the team that drew number one, accompanied to the ring by The Temptress, they are the team of Mr. Tees and The Wraith…The Syndicate!!
"Get Ready for This" hits and The Barnburners step through the curtain, pumping their fists with the crowd. The two men walk out together, exchanging high fives and fist bumps to pump each other up before pumping their fists once more on the way down to the ring, climbing in together to hit the ropes side by side.
Amanda - And the team that drew number two, they are the team of Nathan Galchenyuk and Ricky Gallagher…The Barnburners!!!
Tony - This should be an interesting one to crown the new tag team champions!
Lonnie - The question becomes what becomes of our new tag team champions after this show?
FCPW Tag Team Championship - Tag Team Turmoil
The bell rang and The Wraith began the match with Chucky. Wraith went for a collar and elbow, Chucky obliged but before anyone could get an upper hand Chucky dropped to the mat and rolled backwards, he sprung off of the ropes and went for a flying crossbody but Wraith caught him and hit him with a table top suplex. Chucky slid out of the ring and The Wraith followed him.
Tony - I don’t know if going to the outside is the brightest move here.
Lonnie - No one ever said The Barnburners were bright.
The Wraith took to flight from the apron and struck Chucky with a flying double axe handle before grabbing Chucky by the face and tossing him to the ring post. The Wraith grabbed Chucky and hit him with a vertical suplex on the outside. The referee reached six but The Wraith slid Chucky into the ring to break the count. The Wraith slide back under the ropes and proceeded to lace Chucky with boots.
Tony - The Syndicate is clearly in control of this match up.
Lonnie - The Wraith is absolutely ruthless. I feel this man is going to have a big future after the FCPW…I’m just wondering where I will land.
The Wraith pulled Chucky up, punched him in the face and slammed him hard to The Syndicate’s corner and followed it up with a clothesline in the corner. The Wraith made the tag to Mr. Tees who stepped into the ring and leveled Chucky with a back elbow in the corner. Mr. Tees began to choke at Chucky in the corner while The Wraith laced Chucky’s body with punches to the midsection.
Tony - The referee needs to break up this double team.
Lonnie - Oh why should he care? His job is over!
The referee jumped in the middle and was able to get The Wraith onto the apron. Mr. Tees allowed Chucky to wobble out of the corner before lifting him up and walking around the ring with him slowly, taunting the crowd, before slamming Chucky to the mat. Tees covered nonchalantly and counted for the …1 …2 …Chucky got the shoulder up! Tees looked at the referee in disbelief and told him that he better learn how to count. Chucky got to his feet and Mr. Tees went for a big boot but Chucky was able to duck. Chucky hit off of the ropes and came back with a spinning uppercut that dazed Tees. Chucky leaped and was able to find Gally for the tag.
Tony - And here comes Gallagher!
Lonnie - Well crap, I thought I wouldn’t have to call this guy again.
Gally stormed the ring and hit Tees with a flying forearm smash. Tees wobbled as The Wraith entered the ring but Gally caught him with a dropkick. Gally sprung to his feet and hit Tees with a dropkick again. Gally got to his feet and pulled at The Wraith for a suplex and snapped one off. Gally hit the ropes and attacked Tees with a flying crossbody into a cover for the …1 …2 …Tees powered out.
Tony - Gallagher is on fire since entering this match.
Lonnie - I don’t think it matters—The Syndicate will finish them off and if they don’t then The Celtic Club definitely will.
Gally popped back up but was met with a clothesline that turned him inside out from The Wraith. The referee confronted The Wraith and was able to get him back to the outside. Tees was to his feet by the time Gally began to use the ropes to pull himself back up. Gally turned to Tees to get kicked in the gut. Tees grabbed Gally and jumped in the air slamming down with his patented jumping pile driver.
Tony - Tees Driver!
Lonnie - That’s it for The Barnburners.
Tees covered and the referee dropped to the mat to count the three.
Amanda - Ladies and gentlemen, The Barnburners have been eliminated.
Tony - The Syndicate may have dominated the majority of that match but you can tell it took a lot out of both men.
Lonnie - Definitely, they are both beginning to look a little winded.
“Livin’ on the Edge” by Aerosmith hit as Freddy Collins and Petey Walker sprinted down to the ring.
Amanda - Introducing the team that drew number three, Freddy Collins and Petey Walker, they are…The FCPW!
Collins and Walker slid into the ring, they ran passed Tees and hit off of the rope and hit him with a double dropkick on the rebound. Tees hit the mat and slid out of the ring. The Wraith ran at the two men with an attempted double clothesline but The FCPW ducked and hit simultaneous super kicks on The Wraith that cause The Wraith to fall to the mat and roll out of the ring himself. Collins and Walker spoke to one another and motioned to their opponents as the crowd popped.
Tony - They’re not thinking of taking flight are they?
Lonnie - Gotta lay it all on the line to find their next jobs!
The two cruiserweights took off in opposite directions—Collins towards Tees and Walker towards Wraith—the two men bounced up off of the top rope and landed a flipping senton onto their respective targets. The crowd began a “Holy Shit” chant as all four competitors were on the floor and the referee tossed his hands up as if to say “what do I do now?”
Tony - The FCPW sacrificing life and limb in an attempt to become the Tag Team Champions!
Lonnie - I mean with a name like The FCPW where the hell else are they gonna have a shot at tag team gold?
All four men begin to get to their feet. Walker and Wraith begin to exchange blows on the opposite side of the ring. Collins walked up the apron and went for a cannonball onto Tees but Tees caught him in midair and drove his back to the arena floor. Tees pulled up Collins and gorilla pressed him, dropping his face across the apron before rolling him into the ring. Tees step foot into the ring.
Tony - I’m assuming this now means Collins is the legal FCPW member?
Lonnie - That would make sense, Tees was the legal member of The Syndicate.
Walker went for a clothesline on the outside but Wraith intercepted him and tossed him down with a uranage. Wraith walked back to his corner as Tees lifted Walker high into the air and slammed him down with a spine buster. Tees went for the cover but Walker was able to kick out at two. Tees pulled Walker up and tossed him to the ropes, Tees went for a clothesline but Walker ducked and hit him with a spinning wheel kick on the return.
Tony - It looks like Petey Walker may not be done just yet.
Lonnie - I think he would have been better off just taking the dive.
Walker followed the wheel kick up with a dropkick that sent Tees staggering towards the ropes. Wraith made a blind tag that the referee acknowledged, Walker hit a super kick on Tees that knocked Tees down. Walker ran and hit a running shooting star press and covered Tees.
Tony - Tees is no longer the legal man!
Lonnie - That idiot Walker doesn’t know that!
Wraith grabbed Walker from behind and launched him with a release German suplex. Collins charged the ring but was sent flying over the top rope with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Wraith pushed Tees out of the ring. Walker got to his feet stunned and was hit with a cut throat burning hammer by The Wraith.
Tony - The Final Judgment!
Lonnie - I guess he’s going to meet St. Peter after that.
The referee dropped into position and made the three count as The Wraith covered using only his foot.
Amanda - Ladies and gentlemen, The FCPW has been eliminated.
Tony - I guess that means there is only one team left to come out…
Lonnie - And they were my pick all along!
“What’s Left of the Flag” by Flogging Molly hit the sound system as the strobe lights began to strobe in green and Trigger Cavanagh and Andy Donahue made their way down to the ring.
Amanda - And the team that drew number four, Chris “Trigger” Cavanagh and “The Heir Apparent” Andy Donahue, they are…The Celtic Club!!
Trigger and Andy slid into the ring and Trigger charged Wraith but was hit with an overhead belly to belly. Trigger popped up holding his back and rolled to the outside. Andy went for a clothesline but The Wraith ducked and caught him with a right hand. Andy swung back and the two men began to hoss it out in the center of the ring exchanging punches as the crowd popped.
Tony - And here we go the man formerly called Kevin Watkins and Andy Donahue exchanging blows over the Tag Team Championships!
Lonnie - I LIKE BOTH OF THESE TEAMS! I CAN’T WATCH!
Andy looked to have the upper hand as he blocked The Wraith and leveled him with a headbutt followed by a forearm strike and a roundhouse kick. The Wraith was up against the ropes when Andy charged but The Wraith sent Andy up and over with a back body drop that sent Andy crashing down onto Trigger.
Tony - Well, I’m sure that wasn’t Wraith’s intentions but it sure worked out well.
Lonnie - I’d say so! Poor Trigger just got flattened like a pancake.
The Wraith looked around as Mr. Tees slowly pulled himself up to the apron. Trigger and Andy pulled themselves up and began to regroup. Andy slid in as Trigger got to the apron. Wraith moved back towards Andy and the two men went into a collar and elbow—Andy got the upper hand locking in a waist lock and wrestling The Wraith down to the mat where he locked in a rear naked choke. The referee checked for the submission but The Wraith began to elbow Andy in the ribs on the mat. Andy rolled over and the referee dropped down and made a count to two and Andy booked the hold.
Tony - Smart move by The Wraith, forcing Andy into a position where his shoulders are on the mat.
Lonnie - You have to think with Andy’s strength that may have been the end.
Andy went for a dropkick but The Wraith side stepped it and hit the ropes striking Andy with a kick to the side of the head. The Wraith tagged in Mr. Tees. Tees pulled Andy up and tossed him into the turnbuckles. Tees came roaring in with a running big boot. Andy came out of the corner stunned. Tees ran at him with a clothesline but Andy ducked and caught him with a super kick that dazed him. Andy began to level Mr. Tees with punches to the face as Trigger cheer him on and the crowd gave a mixed reaction.
Tony - I’m not sure who the FCPW faithful are completely behind in this one.
Lonnie - Most of these morons tuned out once The FCPW and The Barnburners got eliminated.
Andy went to the corner and tagged in Trigger. Andy pulled Tees and twisted his arm as Trigger dropped off of the top rope, driving his elbow into Tees arm. Trigger kicked Tees in the knee from behind bringing the larger athlete down to a knee. Trigger hit off of the rope and delivered a knee strike to the back of Tees’ head before running to the corner and knocking The Wraith to the floor with a dropkick.
Tony - Now that was just uncalled for.
Lonnie - All is fair in love and war!
Trigger hit off of the ropes and delivered a knee strike to Tees’ face which sent a disoriented Tees to the mat. Trigger made the cover but Tees was able to kick out at two. Trigger began to choke at Tees and the referee began his count forcing Trigger to break at a count of four. Trigger popped up the Bret’s rope and delivered a leg drop from the middle rope. He covered again and again Tees kicked out at two.
Tony - You can tell with each cover Mr. Tees is exerting the last bit of energy his body has.
Lonnie - The Syndicate has been in this one since the beginning.
Trigger got to his feet as The Wraith slid back into the ring and went after him. The referee interjected himself to get The Wraith out. Trigger lifted Tees up by the leg and dropped a leg onto Tees’ manhood. Andy entered the ring and hit a standing moonsault on Tees while Trigger followed it up with a standing shooting star press right after. The referee and The Wraith argued while The Wraith slowly got back to the corner. Andy and Trigger pulled Tees to his feet and hit their version of the Total Elimination.
Tony - Referee what the hell?
Lonnie - If The Wraith got to the outside a little quicker!
The referee turned around and Andy got to his feet. Andy climbed back outside as Trigger covered. The Wraith went to enter as the referee dropped for the count of …1 The Wraith stepped back outside …2 The Wraith plopped to the arena floor …3!!
Amanda - Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners and the new FCPW Tag Team Champions, Chris “Trigger” Cavanagh and “The Heir Apparent” Andy Donahue…The Celtic Club!!
What’s Left of the Flag hit as Trigger and Andy were presented with their championship belts. The two men held their titles high as they noticed The Wraith in the ring with a steel chair. The two men stared him down but The Wraith’s eyes never met them.
Tony - What the hell is going on here?
Lonnie - I’m not sure but if I were Trigger and Andy I wouldn’t bother sticking around to find out.
Trigger and Andy share a few words before exiting the ring and walking to the back with their championships in hand trash talking the crowd. Tees comes to and begins to get to his feet as The Wraith lines him up and busts him in the head with a steel chair. Tees’ head snaps to the side and The Wraith repeats it again. Tees falls to one knee. The Wraith climbs to the top rope and leaps off driving the chair into Tees’ skull and denting the seat.
Tony - OH MY GOD!!
Lonnie - Now that’s what you call a river!
Tees’ head developed a spout of blood pouring from the top as he fell to the mat unconscious. The Wraith picked the chair up again and drove it into Tees’ face once more before dropping it and exiting the ring.
Tony - What did we just witness?
Lonnie - The death of Mr. Tees and the liberation of The Wraith?
Special thanks to Cav for writing this match!
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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Apr 24, 2021 15:36:38 GMT
Amanda Jackson: Ladies and gentleman it is now time for the Chaos Theory Championship fatal four way match. All competitors are currently in the ring to start introducing first he is one of the challengers from Sicily/Italy Eron Hunter
Hunter poses and does some of his trademark taunts from the corner where he is currently standing a corner all to himself at the moment as the crowd cheers
Lonnie Parks: Hunter said to be another one under investigation by HR for misdeeds.
Tony Watson: Will you knock it off? Or would you like me to knock you out?
Lonnie Parks: Try it and I’ll sue you for everything you’ve got which isn’t much from the looks of things. You’ll soon be out of a job and I couldn’t be happier about that.
Tony Watson: So will you shit for brains.
Lonnie Parks: But I’ll be happy knowing that you’re unemployed and eating out of trash cans it won’t take me long to bounce back. I’ll sleep well at night knowing that you and your family are out on the street.
Amanda Jackson: and his opponent "The Sydney-Sendai Suplex Sensei" Joji Nobu
Nobu poses and taunts the crowd as he drinks the last drop of whisky from his bottle before tossing the bottle into the crowd.
Tony Watson: Now if anyone should be under an HR investigation it should definitely be Joji Nobu he’s actually one of the most inappropriate people I have ever met, drinks all of the time, lewd behaviors I can’t think of a single redeeming quality about the man.
Lonnie Parks: He should be the face of this company, the people love him and he’s a phenomenal athlete, I can’t think of anyone better and he’s so giving of his time. Always willing to help those in need. He’s supporting several struggling liquor stores and taverns during this pandemic which has hit them hard.
Tony Watson: The man is scum I don’t know what you’re talking about. The only thing that made sense is how he supports liquor stores and taverns because he’s drunkard.
Lonnie Parks: Judge, judge, judge that’s all you do you are one of the most judgmental people I know. You probably would judge Amanda Jackson if she farted during intercourse.
Tony Watson: You’re sick man, you have problems and need help.
Lonnie Parks: Hey, fuck you scum sucker I’m going to be so happy when this show ends and I never have to work with you again..
Tony Watson: At last we finally agree on something.
Amanda Jackson: "The Galaxy Guru" Ace Sky
The crowd erupts in cheers as Sky does a series of trademark taunts playing to the crowd.
Amanda Jackson: And lastly, he is the current reigning and defending Chaos Theory Champion “The Captain of Carnage” Sebastian Caine!!
There is no mixed reaction here as Caine looks at his opponents with a menacing look on his face holding the Chaos Theory Championship over his shoulder. The boos are overwhelming. For those wondering bits and pieces of everyone’s entrance music were played during their introductions much as it would be were they entering a battle royal.
Chaos Theory Championship Match - Sebastian Caine vs Joji Nobu vs Ace Sky vs Eron Hunter
The bell sounds and this anticipated match is now underway. It was never specified but the rules are anything goes but match must be decided inside of the ring.
Caine seems to go right after Ace Sky clotheslining Sky directly over the top rope and following up with a Suicide Dive through the middle ropes slamming Sky into the barricade. Caine picks up Sky after kicking him in the ribs and sends him on a ride right into the ring steps. Meanwhile, Joji Nobu is backed into a corner and Eron Hunter is laying into him with some stiff chops. Nobu reverses and returns the favor with some chops of his own followed up with a running knee to a stunned Hunter. Nobu goes for the cover but Hunter easily kicks out.
Tony Watson: Caine who is still pounding away on Sky almost lost his championship there without being involved in the fall.
Caine places Sky’s head between a steel chair and surprisingly succeeds in sending Sky head first into the steel post with a chair wrapped around his head and neck causing Sky to scream in agony and the crowd to chant “Holy Shit!” as usually people counter out of this sort of thing. Caine wastes little thing in grabbing a kindo stick and whacking Sky in the ribs with it repeatedly. Sky seems to be coughing up blood as Caine enters the ring and whacks both Joji Nobu and Eron Hunter with the kendo stick. Caine connects with a Russian leg swept on Hunter using the Kendo stick and goes for the fall but Nobu is right there to break it up. Nobu kicks Caine directly in the head with one of his martial arts kicks seemingly knocking Caine out. He goes for the cover but Hunter breaks it up. Hunter then grabs the Kendo stick and beats the hell out of both Caine and Nobu with it. He then decks Sky as Sky makes an attempt to get back into the ring. He goes for a cover on Sky but Caine makes the save by nailing Eron Hunter with a chair. He tries for the cover on Hunter, but Hunter manages to throw Caine off of him and out of the ring.
Sky out of nowhere gets his second wind and executes “Galaxy Leap” on Hunter, goes for a cover only to eat a kick to the side of the head from Nobu. Sky ends up on the apron and is quickly whacked in the balls with another kendo stick and pulled off landing face first on the apron by Caine. Caine begins standing on Sky and choking him yelling, screaming and berating him before picking him up and slamming him head first into the French announce table.
Tony Watson: Is it just me or does Caine seem to really have it in for Sky here he’s attacked him specifically on several occasions here?
Lonnie Watson: It isn’t just you. Sky reported Caine to the Human Resources department causing Caine to be put under an annoying investigation and be falsely accused of “inappropriate conduct”
Tony Watson: Will you knock it off? I know for a fact he didn’t.
Caine executes a Sambo Suplex sending Sky directly on top of the French Announce table. With Sky apparently out Caine climbs to the top rope and attempts “the Psycho Drive” but crashes and burns through the table. Sky barely manages to recover and rolls Caine back into the ring as the crowd chants “Holy shit and this is awesome” Sky wasting little time goes for the Galaxy Leap, but Caine manages to get the knees up just barely and counters into a small package which is quickly broken up by Eron Hunter who has in the mean time been exchanging rights and lefts with Nobu and getting the worst of it. Hunter happened to luckily fall into the pin breaking it up after Nobu nailed him with a knee strike.
Tony Watson: This match is all over the place it’s a real clusterfuck.
Lonnie Parks: Every match that has ever taken place for the Chaos Theory Championship has been a clusterfuck. If you would have done your research you’d know that.
Caine nails the Psycho Crusher V1 on Hunter with Sky and Nobu seemingly both down and out. Caine goes for the cover but Hunter barely manages to escape. Nobu goes on a tear nailing each man with Drunken Dragon Suplexes followed up with The Last Orders and finally the Sydney-Sendai SuperKick.
Tony Watson: This match is Nobu’s to win he just nailed each man with all three of his finishers. Caine appears to be out of it and busted wide open to boot.
Nobu stacks the bodies on top of one another but gets a little cocky, he grabs a whisky bottle from under the ring and begins drinking it and spitting the whiskey on his fallen opponents. He celebrates and gloats doing this for what seems like an eternity before going for a cover that results in all three men kicking out at two with enough force to send him out to the floor.
Tony Watson: He wasted too much time here.
Lonnie Parks: I will agree he could have won this as he had all three of his opponents beat.
Eron Hunter goes for Nightfall on Caine and tries for the cover but Sky breaks it up. Hunter and Sky exchange strikes and Hunter manages to send Sky over the top rope. For some reason Hunter tries the move again and misses badly injuring his leg. Caine capitalized by executing the Toronto Maple Leaf. Caine barely has enough left to hold onto the move as it is and is struck in the head by a florescent light bulb courtesy of Nobu. Nobu goes for the cover but Caine kicks out.
Tony Watson: I can’t keep up with this chaos I really can’t.
Suddenly the lights go out and The Wraith appears. He cleans house quickly laying waste to Nobu, Sky and Hunter. The men even try and gang up on him but he manages to easily handle all three of them. He puts them all down with the Final Destination sans the ankle lock portion.
Watson: I see how this is he’s here to help his boy Caine win another one.
Suddenly Wraith grabs Caine and chokeslams him over the top rope and out of the ring.
Watson: What the hell? I thought they were friends.
The Wraith kicks Caine in the balls and nails repeated versions of The Final Destination on the floor. He picks up the unconscious Caine and executes Exit Pass through a stack of conveniently set up tables. For good measure he wallops Caine in the head with a steel chair repeatedly and then rolls him back into the ring disappearing as easily as he arrived. The other men remain “eliminated” as in unable to return to the ring Eron Hunter barely stirs and manages to scratch and claw his way back into the ring. Hunter seems to get a second wind and executes Flame Desperado followed up by Nightfall he covers Caine and although there is expectation that Caine will kick out or the cover will be broken up it isn’t so as Hunter scores the victory.
Watson: Damn that Wraith he had to stick his nose where it didn’t belong this was a great match but now Hunter’s well deserved victory has an asterisk around it because of his interference.
Amanda Jackson: Ladies and gentlemen your winner and new Chaos Theory Champion Eron Hunter.
Hunter celebrates as his music plays the fans cheer as a new champion has been crowned. He deserves it but not everyone may view it as a “fair victory” but given the match he won it in the expectation of “fairness” would be a bit unrealistic.
Special thanks to Mr. Tees for writing this match!
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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Apr 24, 2021 15:37:16 GMT
Amanda Jackson: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 30 minute time limit. Introducing first accompanied by his manager Brian Shaw he hails from Las Vegas, Nevada, “The Prodigy” JT Maverick.
Notorious by B.I.G hits and “The Prodigy” JT Maverick comes out in mma shorts and black tapped wrapped hands and wears kickpads. He wears a hoodies jackets that reads Prodigy. Maverick is accompanied by longtime manager and friend Brian Shaw. Shaw is trying to fire up Maverick by shouting words of encouragement and giving the man a pep talk as the two head to the ring. Shaw is looking directly at Maverick on the walk down and the two pay little to no attention to the fans. Shaw takes his place at ringside after shouting last minute instructions to Maverick who enters the ring and awaits Halstead.
Lonnie Parks: Maverick has a nervous look on his face as well he should. It seems he is under some sort of investigation by the Human Resource Department. This investigation could result in Maverick being terminated from FCPW and quite possibly being prosecuted, whatever he is accused of is said to be “pretty serious.”
Tony Watson: What? This place is closing why would HR be investigating this guy and for what reason (s)?
Lonnie Parks: Beats me, but it seems he committed several fireable offenses that are also serious enough that he could potentially face criminal charges for them. You know how tight lipped people are about stuff like this no one provided many details they just said he’s under investigation for some kind of wrongdoing.
Tony Watson: If it’s that bloody serious why is he still working here and why isn’t he in jail?
Lonnie Parks: Apparently Shaw has a legal background and connections in the legal industry but his client may still be under investigation even after this place closes it’s doors. It’s serious and isn’t looking good for Maverick he could be a goner before everyone else.
Tony Watson: You’re ridiculous and so is the fact that a Human Resource department of a company that’s closing would be investigating someone without saying what they are investigating them for.
Lonnie Parks: I wish someone would investigate you and show your ass the door. You are a terrible play by play analyst and an even worse human being. I should win humanitarian awards just for sitting next to you whiskey breath.
Amanda Jackson: And his opponent he hails from Chicago, Illinois, Vin Halsted!!
A blue strobe light flickers over the white smoke as Halsted rises up from the floor to the rampway while standing with his head down and hand-in-hand in front of his body when the first chord of “Hail to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold begins to play. He, then, rages forward with his arms spread and a massive yell from his abdomen “Hail to the King” as the line “Hail to the King” crescendos over the arena sound system. The blue strobe light fades as a cascading golden waterfall of fireworks flows from the top of the entrance to the rampway behind him, he saunters forward with a cocky strut and smirk on his face. He jumps onto the middle of the apron in front of the ring, wipes his feet, and jumps over the ropes with ease. He climbs the nearest corner first to stand in front of the crowd to bask in his glory as he stretches his arms with his fists clenched as the refrain of “Hail to the King” plays over again. The music fades as he climbs down, then he turns and smirks at his opponent at the start of the match.
The ref checks both men for foreign objects and gives them the go head. Halsted takes advantage and thumbs Maverick right in the eye. The ref admonishes Halsted, who after backing off smirks evilly as Maverick seems to be holding his eye unable to see. The bell sounds and Halsted punches Maverick dead in the nose apparently breaking the nose.
Vin Halsted vs JT Maverick
Tony Watson: Damn is Maverick even going to be able to continue?
Lonnie Parks: Do I look like a doctor to you el dippy shit?
Maverick is checked out and appears to be fine he charges at Halsted and takes him down laying into him with a serious of punches and ground and pound strikes that seem to have little to no effect on Halsted. Halsted manages to throw Maverick off causing him to stumble through the ropes and to the outside. Halsted follows after him and sends Maverick shoulder and head first into the ring steps. Halsted picks up a chair and prepares to strike Maverick with it but Shaw gets in between Halsted and Maverick and the ref reminds Halstead that this is not a NO DQ match. Halsted shoves Shaw to the ground and once more throws Maverick into the steps before shoving him into the ring post and then finally back into the ring.
Tony Watson: Maverick not really impressing much in terms of offense here this match has been more or less all Halstead give or take.
Just as Watson says this Maverick catches Halstead in a small package for a quick two count which the Ferryman easily gets out of. Maverick catches a charging Halsted in a Guillotine Choke after nailing him with a knee strike. Halsted easily reaches the ropes forcing the breaking of the hold. Maverick goes for a round house kick and nails it knocking Halstead through the ropes and back to the outside. Maverick fakes having an “injured knee” to take the refs attention as Brian Shaw goes to nail Halsted with a steel chair, Halsted however counters, kicks Shaw in the balls and nails him with the chair laying him out and busting him open. Shaw has been injured and is now out of the equation. Shaw is stretchered out as a distracted Maverick eats a low blow from Halsted who then connects with a spinebuster. Halsted goes for a cover but Maverick kicks out. Maverick out of nowhere reverses Halsted setting up for the Fahgetaboutit Bomb into a JTM he falls on top of Halsted but merely gets a two count.
Tony Watson: Both of these men have got to be spent by this point.
Lonnie Parks: Yeah, being investigated by HR and taking a few punches to the face really takes a lot out of a person (sarcasm)
Maverick gets back to his feet first and sets up for the “Lights Out” but Halsted counters and sends Maverick into the turnbuckle face first. He follows up again by smashing Maverick’s head into the buckle and then is able to remove the pad and continue slamming Maverick who no longer appears to be fighting back into the steel of the turnbuckle. Halsted once more nails a spinebuster and then another, and one more for good measure. Halsted easily sets Maverick up and connects with “The Halsted Hangover” he goes for the cover and gets an easy three count.
Amanda Jackson: Ladies and gentleman your winner Vin Halsted.
Halsted is not finished he grabs Maverick and for good measure nails “The Fahgetaboutit Bomb” throws Maverick over the top rope and out to the floor and celebrates as “Hail to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold plays as the crowd boos but shows appreciation for the efforts of both men.
Lonnie Parks: Halsted with yet another impressive victory.
Tony Watson: Not without breaking some rules I might add.
Lonnie Parks: A wins a win I’d rather win ugly than lose pretty any day.
Special thanks to Mr. Tees for writing this match!
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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Apr 24, 2021 15:37:29 GMT
Tony: “Alright Lonnie, time for the main event! We saw Celtic Club pick up the tag team titles earlier this evening, can John Cavanagh hang on to the Canadian Championship here in what will be the final match for First Class Pro Wrestling?”
Lonnie: “He’s got a hell of a fight ahead of him if he wants to hang on to that gold, Tony. Dank Sinatra and Jonny C both have their sights set on him. There’s two things that might work in his favour.”
Tony: “Care to elaborate?”
Lonnie: “Well, for one Jonny C and Dank Sinatra seem to hate each other just as much as they both hate Cavanagh, so it’s not likely they’ll team up against him. And the other is, well… the Celtic Club!”
Tony: “We’ll see how it all ends momentarily. Take it away Amanda!”
Amanda: “The following triple threat matchup is scheduled for one fall! The first man to score a pinfall or submission will be the winner and Canadian champion! Making his way to the ring first, from A Dispensary Near You… “Blazed Up” Dank Sinatra!”
Coughs echo through the PA system and smoke begins to pour out from behind the curtain when "Sweet Leaf" hits and "Blazed Up" Dank Sinatra begins to make his way out tot the ring. Dank's eyes are low and red as the devil as he lays across the top turnbuckles awaiting the start of his match.
Amanda: “Next, from Greenwich, Connecticut… “Infamous” Jonny C!”
The lights on the arena dim and start to flash blue and green. An 8 bit version on Jonny C appears on the screen with an ax and swings in at the screen cracking it and yells here's Jonny. Pretty fly for a white guy blares over the pa system. Jonny C bursts through the curtain with his arms out. Jonny looks around the arena and laughs and walks down the ramp. Jonny climbs the ring stairs stopping on the top step. He grabs the top rope and jumps over it. He immediately climbs the ropes and yells "You're looking at the greatest to ever set foot in a wrestling ring."
Amanda: “And from Hell’s Kitchen, New York, the reigning Canadian champion… “The One Man Dynasty” John Cavanagh!”
A guitar chord is heard following by a voice "Behold the Kings. The King of Kings." Lights begin to flicker with the music "on your knees, dog". At the 0:13 mark, out from the darkness of the tunnel emerges the “One Man Dynasty” John Cavanagh in a hooded black robe with green trim, he heads down towards the ring accompanied by his valet Shannon Riley who is wearing a tight fitting and revealing dress, Andy Donahue and Trigger trailing them, sporting their new tag team gold, the two stopping at the top of the ramp to look on approvingly.. The two walk to the ring arm and arm they ignore the fans and Cavanagh trash talks to the camera. They reach the ring and Cavanagh walks up the steps, outstretches his hand for his valet who carefully walks up the steel steps. Cavanagh grabs the middle rope and raises it while simultaneously pushing the bottom rope down with the foot allowing Shannon to easily enter without revealing anything much to the chagrin of the men in the front row. Cavanagh steps in to the ring and outstretches his arms as Shannon grabs him from the side. Shannon takes his robe off as Cavanagh helps her out of the ring. Cavanagh turns his view to the inside of the ring as he prepares for the match.
The referee moves to collect the title belt from Cavanagh, holding it up above his head before the lights suddenly cut out. Strobes start, flashing and showing shots of someone nailing Donahue and Trigger with chair shots from behind, knocking both men down before landing a few more. The lights come back up and The Dream Killer stands over Donahue and Trigger as Jonny C smirks in his corner and Cavanagh stares in shock. Dream Killer lands one more chair shot to the back of each downed man before a mob of security and referees gets between him and the two downed wrestlers, Dream Killer letting them back him off before referees move to help Trigger and Donahue backstage.
Tony: “Well, that certainly helps even things out, doesn’t it?”
Lonnie: “Jonny C shouted out Dream Killer during the build to this fight, I guess now we know why!”
As Cavanagh turns back to look at Jonny C and Dank, the ref calls for the bell.
FCPW Canadian Championship - Dank Sinatra vs Jonny C vs John Cavanagh
As soon as the bell rings Dank darts out of his corner, catching Cav with a quick kick in the ribs before throwing a flurry of right hands. Jonny C hangs back a second before charging in as well, catching Dank with a knee to the back that sends him crashing into Cavanagh and sends both men tumbling out of the ring! Cavanagh and Dank are quickly back to their feet, Cav surprising Dank with a shot to the throat before landing a couple of big punches as Jonny C measures both from the ring before charging but Cavanagh steps aside at the last moment and C wipes out Dank with a suicide dive!
Tony: “Things are getting wild in a hurry here Lonnie!”
Lonnie: “These fellas are ready to go to war!”
As C gets back up, Cavanagh catches him from behind, hitting a big german suplex on the floor. Dank stumbles back up to his feet and Cav catches him with a belly to belly, slamming him to the floor as well. Cavanagh looks to the remaining announce table with an evil glint in his eye before grabbing Jonny C, bouncing his head off the ring post and rolling him back into the ring, then grabbing Dank Sinatra.
Tony: “John Cavanagh has some bad intentions here Lon!”
Lonnie: “And Dank Sinatra’s in for a bad, bad landing!”
Cavanagh climbs onto the announce table, dragging Dank up with him before hitting a massive Hell’s Kitchen Drop through the announce table! Cavanagh rolls to his feet, raising his arms in celebration before cursing in surprise as Jonny C launches himself from the top rope, landing a massive C Section splash on Dank in the wreckage of the table!
Tony: “Holy shit!”
Lonnie: “Dank Sinatra is DONE!”
Tony: “Jonny C might be done! He wanted to make sure this match with Cavanagh would be one on one, but he’s paid the price for it!”
Jonny C pulls himself up after the massive aerial attack and Cavanagh is quick to capitalize, locking in the Irish Necktie from behind!
Tony: “Cavanagh can’t get the tapout on the floor, but if he chokes Jonny C out then he can roll either man into the ring for a pin!”
Lonnie: “It’s a sound strategy, but Jonny C isn’t gonna go down without a fight!”
Jonny C struggles against the hold, face starting to turn purple before turning into it, able to get his right arm behind him, around Cav’s waist, taking advantage of being slightly taller than Cav, lifting him off the floor just enough to fall backwards in a modified back suplex.
Tony: “Definitely not huge impact on that move, but it was enough to make Cavanagh break the hold!”
Both men scramble back to their feet, Cav throwing a punch but C blocks before connecting with one of his own, then another and another before hooking Cav up and hitting a vertical suplex on the floor. Cavanagh writhes in pain on the floor and Shannon Riley approaches to check on him but Jonny C steps between them, cursing Riley out as she backs off.
Lonnie: “C’mon Jonny, she just wants to check on her fiance!”
Tony: “Considering Cav won that belt when she slipped him knux in that kinda situation, she’s lucky all she got from Jonny C was a few four letter words.”
Jonny C turns back to Cav, catching him with a knee in the ribs as Cav starts to rise before rolling him back into the ring. C takes a second to look under the ring before grinning as he comes back up with a kendo stick, brandishing it as he rolls into the ring, stalking Cavanagh. Cavanagh gets to his feet and C nails him with a shot to the back, then another and another, catching him across the shoulders and arms as Cavanagh turns, trying to cover up. Jonny C winds up for one more big swing before catching Cav in the ribs, snapping the kendo stick so that the two halves are barely connected by a couple splintered bits as Cav collapses to his knees, holding his ribs. Jonny C looks at what’s left of his weapon before shrugging and giving it a big flip across the ring.
Tony: “Shades of Jose Bautista circa 2015, and John Cavanagh is playing the part of Sam Dyson!”
With Cav struggling to get up, Jonny C tucks his head between his legs, muscling Cav up and slamming him down with a powerbomb before dropping into the cover, Cav barely getting his shoulder up at two. C has a few choice words for the ref before moving to stand at Cav’s head, giving a quick stomp before looking out to the crowd and fixing his hair.
Lonnie: “He wants the Triple C, big elbow incoming!”
Jonny hits the ropes but as he rebounds back Cav gets to his feet, catching him on the run with an inverted atomic drop, Jonny C falling to the mat holding his personal area as Cav turns to hang on to the ropes, trying to get himself together.
Tony: “This could be a huge turning point for Cavanagh if he can follow up.”
Lonnie: “Meanwhile Dank Sinatra still hasn’t moved in the wreckage of our announce table. He’s breathing though folks, don’t worry.”
Tony: "Jesus Lonnie, don't rest your feet on him!"
As C gets up to one knee Cav rushes in, blasting him with a kick to the head. Cav quickly pulls C up, connecting with a quick, vicious piledriver before looking for a cover of his own, this time C’s turn to get the shoulder up at two. Cav is still moving a little slow, wincing as he takes a couple deep breaths, before mounting C and landing a series of punches.
Tony: “Cavanagh doesn’t seem to have it together right now, Lonnie. You think those ribs might be cracked?”
Lonnie: “Maybe, at the very least badly bruised. Bruised ribs don’t sound devastating but every breath, especially deep breaths, they hurt like hell. Any impact on your chest or back just makes ‘em worse, and it takes away some of your core strength. Cav’s gonna have to fight through this if he wants to keep the gold.”
Cav climbs off of C after a moment, calling for Shannon to get him a chair. A moment later the blonde slides one in to him, Cavanagh smashing C with two big shots to the back before setting it up in the middle of the ring before grabbing C by the head, hooking him up for a fisherman’s buster.
Tony: “Cavanagh wants that Hell’s Kitchen Drop on the chair! That’d do it!”
Cavanagh lifts C but C manages to slip out the back door, surprising Cav with a big german suplex, launching Cavanagh halfway across the ring! Cav struggles back to his feet and gets run over by a huge clothesline from C, then another!
Lonnie: “Jonny C all kinds of fired up here! These two are both beat to hell but adrenaline can do amazing things and that’s what Jonny C is running on now!”
Jonny C charges Cav again and Cav throws a kick aimed for his midsection but C catches it, spinning Cav around and catching him with a kick of his own before nailing a DDT. C pops back up to his feet and this time he connects with the Triple C elbow drop! He moves into the cover and Cav barely gets the shoulder up, drawing more curses from Jonny C. He pulls back from Cav, gesturing for him to get to his feet, bouncing a little on the balls of his feet. Cav staggers up and C pops him up onto his shoulders, calling for The F’n Point but when he moves to pop Cav up Cav pushes off, landing on his feet! Cav tries to pull C in for the Hell’s Kitchen Drop but C swings out, short-arming Cav, pulling him up to his shoulders and hitting The F’n Point!
Tony: “Cavanagh is down! Cavanagh is down! Jonny C with the cover! One! Two!”
Lonnie: “SATIVA SPLASH! SATIVA SPLASH! EVERYONE IS DOWN!”
A dazed, battered Dank Sinatra managed to get himself to the top rope, crashing down onto C and Cav both with the corkscrew moonsault but that seemed to take everything out of him, all three men unmoving in the ring for a long moment before they start to stir, C to his feet first, Dank next, Cav last.
C grabs Dank, pulling him up onto his shoulders but Dank slips out the back door, pushing C towards Cav. Cav catches C up on his shoulders but now C slips out, shoving Cav towards Dank. Dank looks for a spinning back kick but Cav catches the foot, spinning Dank around and catching him in a waistlock. Jonny C looks for a discus forearm on Dank but Dank ducks and the forearm catches Cav with a glancing blow, enough to stagger him away from the other two and towards the corner. Dank ducks behind C, looking to pick him up onto shoulders for the Indica Bomb but C wiggles out, landing on his feet and immediately pulling Dank up for The F’n Point! C pops Dank up and as he connects with the knee strike Cav charges with the broken kendo stick, jabbing Jonny C in the face with the jagged, broken end of it!
Tony: “Oh my god! Cavanagh could’ve taken Jonny C’s eye out!”
Lonnie: “Jonny C is on the floor clutching his face! Dank Sinatra is down and Cavanagh makes the cover! One, two, three! Cavanagh retains! Cavanagh retains!”
Amanda: “Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and still Canadian champion, John Cavanagh!”
Shannon Riley slides into the ring with the Canadian championship, draping the belt over an exhausted Cav’s shoulder as he slumps back against the ropes before Shannon helps him from the ring. The referee quickly exits the ring to check on a cursing, bleeding Jonny C who is still holding the side of his face, and, realizing the match is over, dives back into the ring as Cavanagh retreats up the ramp, Shannon Riley helping hold him up, Cav raising the belt as Jonny C stares him down from the ring with a huge gash under his left eye as we fade out for the last time.
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