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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Feb 28, 2021 19:32:56 GMT
The show opens on Tony Watson and Lonnie Parks at ringside as the socially-distanced, mask-wearing crowd cheers and applauds.
Tony: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sunday Night Delight! We've got a huge show for you tonight, with fallout from Love and War! Of course we've got our main event tonight, the inaugural Canadian Champion John Cavanagh defending the belt for the very first time against the High Voltage Battle Royal winner Jonny C!"
Lonnie: "We've got women's action, the final two women from the six-way match facing off with Victoria Mckenzie facing Justice Cross!"
Tony: "A rematch from the first round of the title tournament with Jace Mason taking on Rick Gallagher!"
Lonnie: "And starting us off tonight, this match came about from that High Voltage Battle Royal, bad blood and a lot of bad words exchanged between Vin Halsted and Sabastian Caine. Amanda Jackson, get us started!"
Amanda: “The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Windsor, Ontario, accompanied by Mr. Tees, ‘The Captain of Carnage’ Sabastian Caine!”
“Meet The Monster” by Five Finger Death Punch hits and Sabastian Caine makes his way down the aisle with a look of disdain upon his face. Caine looks as though he’s ready to murder someone. Led down the aisle by his manager Mr. Tees, Caine pays little to no attention to the fans as he enters the ring and prepares for war.
Amanda: “His opponent, from Chicago, Illinois… Vin Halsted!”
A blue strobe light flickers over the white smoke as Halsted rises up from the floor to the rampway while standing with his head down and hand-in-hand in front of his body when the first chord of “Hail to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold begins to play. He, then, rages forward with his arms spread and a massive yell from his abdomen “Hail to the King” as the line “Hail to the King” crescendos over the arena sound system. The blue strobe light fades as a cascading golden waterfall of fireworks flows from the top of the entrance to the rampway behind him, he saunters forward with a cocky strut and smirk on his face. He jumps onto the middle of the apron in front of the ring, wipes his feet, and jumps over the ropes with ease. He climbs the nearest corner first to stand in front of the crowd to bask in his glory as he stretches his arms with his fists clenched as the refrain of “Hail to the King” plays over again. The music fades as he climbs down, then he turns and smirks at his opponent at the start of the match.
Sabastian Caine vs Vin Halsted
Tony: “The bell rings and here we go! Both men charge into the middle of the ring throwing hands, no quarter given!”
Lonnie: “Sabastian Caine and Mr. Tees were talking a lot of shit leading up to this match, and Halsted had to be pissed about the way he got eliminated from that battle royal by Caine. And Caine… I think he just likes this, to be honest.”
Caine ducks under a punch from Halsted, hooking him up and slamming him down with a sambo suplex! Halsted rolls away before Caine can look for a cover, so Caine pulls him up but Halsted ducks behind and hits a release german suplex! Caine stumbles up to his feet and Halsted pops him up onto his shoulders, looking Death Valley Driver but Caine slips out the back and hits a release german suplex of his own! Caine pulls Halsted up and looks for a DDT but Halsted counters with a trio of body shots before hitting a big overhead belly to belly suplex!
Tony: “Neither of these men are holding anything back!”
Lonnie: “Definitely no feeling out process here, Halsted and Caine just wanna knock one another out and go home!”
Halsted and Caine both come back up to their feet, both a little battered now but they charge again, both throwing punches once more before Caine cuts Vin off with a kick to the gut, followed with a whip into the corner. Caine charges in and nails Vin with a big flying forearm. Caine whips Halsted across the the opposite corner and Halsted hits the buckles hard before stumbling out a few steps. Caine comes flying in again but this time Halsted catches him before launching him into the turnbuckles with a t-bone suplex!
Tony: “Halsted into the cover, hooks the legs so that Caine can’t get a foot on the ropes and no! Caine kicks out at two!”
Lonnie: Halsted was smart there with how he went for that pin but Caine looks like he’ll be able to take at least a bit more punishment here. Tees has barely moved since this match has started, have you noticed that Tony?”
Tony: “Yup, he’s just been watching everything. You think he’s looking for weaknesses in Halsted’s game or Caine’s?”
Lonnie: “Oh, definitely both. The real question is, is he looking for them to try and make Caine better, or to exploit them himself?”
Caine stumbles back to his feet and Vin nails him with a trio of forearms, backing him into the corner before lifting the younger man up to a seated position on the top turnbuckle.
Tony: “Halsted loves taking guys off the top rope. He uses that big powerbomb from up there to finish off matches but he also likes that avalanche brainbuster and a plethora of superplexes.”
Halsted climbs up to the top as well, grabbing Caine by the ears to pull him up so both are standing up top. Halsted moves to hook up a superplex but Caine blocks and the two men start to trade punches on the top as both try to keep their balance.
Tony: “Halsted definitely not getting what he was looking for, taking Caine to the top. And Caine knows he has to protect himself from whatever Halsted had in mind if he wants to stay in this match.”
Suddenly a huge ‘Ooooh’ comes from the crowd as Halsted opts to just grab Caine by the head and jump down from the top, hauling Caine down so that he lands chest-first across the top rope, legs on the apron side as Halsted lands hard in the ring.
Lonnie: “Halsted showing his experience there; maybe that shot doesn’t end a match the way his Fade Out or Fahgetaboutit Bomb would’ve, but Caine is a hurting unit right now.”
Tony: “And Halsted looks to follow up, he hooks Caine up, looking to brainbuster him back into the ring I think. He lifts, he’s got Caine up vertical and - son of a bitch!”
Tees has come around the ring and sweeps the feet of Halsted, causing Halsted to fall backwards, pulling Caine down on top of him. Caine shifts into a lateral press and, with the ref up near Halsted’s head and not able to see, Tees holds Halsted’s legs at the feet! Halsted tries to kick but with the combined weight of Caine and Tees he can’t get up and the referee counts to three! As soon as the ref’s hand hits the third time Tees releases Halsted, not wanting to be seen and Halsted kicks out but it’s too late and the bell rings as Caine retreats from the ring.
Amanda: “Your winner by pinfall, Sabastian Caine!”
Tony: “What a cheap trick by Tees. We had a chance to see what Caine would do, if he could come back from that big shot on the ropes Halsted landed, to see if Halsted could finish the job and instead Tees has to interject himself like that. Terrible.”
Lonnie: “Hey, Tees has a job to do and that’s help his client get wins.”
Tony: “Yeah, but not like that! By instructing, by managing, not by putting hands on people!”
Lonnie: “Well you go tell him that. I’ll wait.”
Tees raises Caine’s hand on the ramp as Halsted argues with the referee before the show cuts to break.
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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Feb 28, 2021 19:38:49 GMT
Shiny rims catch our eyes. A purple stretch limousine is what our rims and tires are attached to. The limousine pulls up in front of FCPW's Sunday Night Delight. A security guard walks over to the door of the driver while looking puzzled at the car. Loud yet muzzled plays from inside of the
Security Guard: Hey, uh, you can't park here.
The driver of the pimped out limousine rolls down the window, he never heard a word the overweight security guard said. The song "Sweet Leaf" by Black Sabbath pours out as the window lowers. The driver shouts over the Ozzy Osbourne lyrics.
Driver: What bud?!
Security Guard: Can you turn that down!?
Driver: Definitely not! My boss wouldn't enjoy that!
The security guard looks even more confused now. He looks up to the loading dock where a few other portly men with yellow jackets are seen.
Security Guard: You can't park here!
Driver: Well, why the hell not?!
Security Guard: This is for dropping off cargo only!
Driver: Oh, I've got some cargo buddy!
Security Guard: Where's your manifest?!
Driver: Manifest?!
A window rolls down at the back of the limousine. A cloud of smoke follows pouring out of the limousine. The security guard catches a whiff and his eyes light up.
Security Guard: Your boss has some of that good shit!
Driver: Yeah, I told you...I brought the cargo!
Special thanks to someone I can't name for sake of spoiling the show for writing this segment!
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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Feb 28, 2021 19:52:49 GMT
Sunday Night Delight returned from commercial to “Get Ready For This” by 2Unlimited playing and The Barnburners in the ring.
Tony - Did you recognize that limo?
Lonnie - You mean that wasn't Mac Dunney's car?
Tony - ANYWAY, let's get back to the action!
Amanda Jackson - Introducing first, hailing from Parry Sound, Ontario, one half of The Barnburners, he is Rick “Gally” Gallagher!
Lonnie - For those of you wondering at home Chucky has tested negative for COVID-19 prior to appearing here tonight.
Tony - That’s right folks, remember to stay safe—wear your mask, wash your hands and maintain social distancing!
As the intro to 'Afterlife' ends, Jace steps through the curtain, planting one foot forward and pumping his fist. He pauses to look out into the crowd and nods as he takes in their reception, then starts walking down the ramp, interacting with the front row as he makes his way to the ring. Upon arriving at the base of the ramp, Jace climbs onto the ring apron and then up on the turnbuckles. He poses with one foot on the middle and one foot on the top turnbuckles and his right fist raised in the air before jumping down to the ring and turning to face towards the center.
Amanda Jackson - Making his way to the ring, from Seattle, Washington he is “The Eternal Student” Jace Mason!
Jace Mason vs Rick Gallagher
The bell rang as Jace and Gally circled the ring. Gally outstretched his hand and Jace reciprocated as the two men shook their hands.
Lonnie - A great sign of respect between these two young athletes.
Tony - The youth may be the reason why they still respect one another.
Gally and Jace lock up and Gally goes behind with a waist lock, he attempts to lift Jace for a German Suplex but Jace uses his legs to block the move. Jace pulls Gally over to the mat with a side headlock which Gally slides out of. Gally goes for a clothesline but Jace ducks, Jace goes for a super kick but Gally is able to side step it. Both men turn and go for dropkicks at the same time, obviously coming up empty. The two men stare at one another in a fighting pose as applauds can be heard from the audience.
Lonnie - I think we are in for one hell of an even encounter right here, both of these men are young, they’re hungry and they’ve shown quite a bit of promise in the FCPW.
Tony - Yeah, they might have themselves a pretty decent future if they don’t let the pressure get the best of them.
Gally reached in towards Jace and went for a double leg take down but Jace side stepped it and caught Gally with a kick to the ribs. Jace came over the top and hit Gally with a bulldog. Jace went for a quick cover but Gally kicked out at one. Jace stepped back to his feet and allowed Gally to get back up and charged and struck a series of knife edge chops to Gally before whipping Gally to the ropes and connecting with a jumping heel kick.
Lonnie - Jace Mason continuing his momentum after his strong showing against Chris Cavanagh at Love and War.
Tony - Yeah, its almost as if The Eternal Student really has been studying since he got here.
Gally fell back dazed into the corner and Jace connecting with a rising gamiguri. Gally moved from the corner barely aware of where he was when Jace surprised him with a back suplex. Jace hooked the near leg and received a two count for his efforts.
Lonnie - Jace has a bit of frustration showing on his face after that flurry of moves.
Tony - What do you expect? That little combination would finish off a lot of men.
Jace takes his time getting to his feet which gave Gally some time to recoup. Jace tried to pull Gally in for a double underhook set up but Gally was able top flip Jace over with a back body drop. Jace climbed to his feet and Gally knocked him back down with a dropkick. Gally sprung to his feet and let out a roar as some of the fans popped. Jace rolled out of the ring holding his jaw as the referee began his count.
Lonnie - Gally has found himself a second burst of life in this one.
Tony - I wouldn’t expect anything less, The Barnburns are one hell of a tag team.
Jace climbed back up the stairs to enter the ring at the count of four. Gally backed up, allowing Jace to enter the ring. Jace charged with a clothesline but Galley ducked and intercepted Jace’s arm and brought Jace down into a Fujiwara Armbar. Jace rived in pain as the referee checked for the tap but Jace was just able to inch to the bottom rope with his free arm. Gally immediately broke the hold.
Lonnie - You can tell right there how much respect there must be between these two, Gally could have held that hold for four seconds.
Tony - And he should have!
Gally grabbed Jace by the arm again and rang his arm out, he followed it up again before driving his own elbow into Jace’s elbow. Jace walked off holding the arm as Gally came up from being and hit a bridging German Suplex but Jace was able to kick out at the count of two.
Lonnie - A near fall, I thought Gally may have had himself the victory right there.
Tony - I think there is a little more fight in Jace Mason than you would think.
Gally got to his feet a moment prior to Jace. Gally picked Jace up into a power slam and went to run but Jace pushed off of his back. Gally turned to a pele kick to the face from Jace. Gally fell to the mat and Jace connected with a standing shooting star press. Jace covered, he went to hook the leg but his arm was too damaged. Gally was able to kick out at two.
Lonnie - That left arm of Jace Mason looks like it’s been through hell already tonight.
Tony - That’s what a move like the Fujiwara Armbar can do to you—it doesn’t take long at all.
Jace pulled himself up using the ropes, holding his weakened left arm. Gally got to his feet, shaking off the attack. Gally went to hook Jace into another German Suplex but Jace was able to float around Gally’s back. Jace climbed to Gally’s shoulders and fell to the mat, grabbing Gally’s legs and bringing him into a pin but Gally was once again able to kick out at two. Gally came to his feet and charged for a spear but Jace moved and was able to catch the side of Gally’s head with a thrust kick. Jace motioned towards the corner and the fans popped.
Lonnie - I think Jace Mason is looking to end this one right here.
Tony - You think he’s thinking Shooting Star Press?
Jace sprang to the top rope and flew off with his signature shooting star. Jace popped off of Gally clutching his midsection. He crawled back over and covered Gally again but again only received a two. Jace pulled himself up and waiting for Gally to get up to his feet.
Lonnie - I think I know what’s coming next.
Tony - Could it be time for a little Extra Credit?
When Gally got to his feet Jace grabbed him and the pair flipped in the air as Jace hit his Spanish Fly called the Extra Credit. Jace covered, he struggled but was able to finally hook the leg and the referee counted for the three.
Amanda Jackson - Here is your winner via pinfall, “The Eternal Student” Jace Mason!
Lonnie - A hard fought battle by both of these men.
As Gally began to come to, Chucky was in the ring helping him to his feet. Gally walked over slowly to Jace and grabbed him by the shoulder. Gally reached his hand out and the two men shook hands as the show cut to a commercial break.
Special thanks to Celtic Club for writing this match!
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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Feb 28, 2021 19:56:17 GMT
We cut to the interview studio, James Dougall seated across from "The Glory Huntress" Artemis Evans.
JD: "Thank you for joining me today, Ms. Evans."
Artemis nods curtly.
JD: So, can you tell us about how you broke into the wrestling business, what drew you to the sport?"
AE: "When I was younger, I tried my hand at various athletic activities. Gymnastics, track and field and the like, but none of them felt quite right. They were entertaining, but they weren't fulfilling. They weren't something that I wanted to do, I just didn't know what else I could do with my athleticism. Because don't get me wrong, I was good at what I did. I may not have particularly enjoyed going out there and pushing myself to the limit for pointless trophies, but I certainly enjoyed the recognition that those trophies gave me. Those trophies meant that I was the best, and that was something that I could appreciate. But everything changed after one gymnastics meet, when I saw a flyer for a wrestling show being held at the venue that weekend. I had no idea what to expect from a wrestling show, but it was interesting enough that I decided to go. And what I saw that weekend was more than I could have possibly imagined, men and women putting their bodies on the line in contests with real stakes. There was a purpose behind every single action they took that night, and that's more than I could say for doing a couple handsprings and twists to impress a few judges. so from that moment, I became a fan, and from there, it didn't take long until I was looking for a wrestling school so that I could do it myself."
JD: "What would you say has been the high point in your career so far?"
AE: "I've had several moments of success throughout my career, whether it's back home in England or over here in the states. And for competitors of a lesser caliber, any one of those moments could be considered the high point of a career. But for me, I would say that the high point of my career would be the moment that I joined the Queendom. The moment that I said "no, I won't be forgotten the moment it's convenient for you." The moment I decided to take matters into my own hands and stop letting the crowd decide my fate. Why should I let the audience determine who gets the top spot in any given promotion when I'm the best? There's only one person who deserves the top spot, and that's me."
JD: "And what would you say has been the low point?"
AE: "That would be the month or so before I joined the Queendom. My career trajectory had plateaued for some time before that, and after losing my championship, it began to decline. It was during that time I realized that I could get no further in my career by listening to the fans. I saw that I was disposable to them, to be tossed aside and forgotten as soon as someone new and more exciting arrived. And so I stopped caring about them, and started caring only about myself. And look where I am now."
JD: "What are your goals in FCPW?"
AE: "My goals here in FCPW are the same as they've been anywhere I've competed, and that's to be the best. There's something particularly enjoyable I find about arriving to a new promotion, finding the person that everyone believes is the best and defeating them, showing that there's only one person that can be called the best."
JD: "And what do you think of the rest of the women's division here?"
AE: "It's a diverse group, they all have unique styles and backgrounds. But it's nothing I haven't seen before, and no one on the roster can match me in skill."
JD: "With the announcement of a women’s championship coming to FCPW, what are your thoughts on that?"
AE: "I think it's only a matter of time before I'm crowned champion. Victoria McKenzie may have some form of advantage, but in my eyes, that just makes her a target. I've been a champion before on multiple occasions, both on my own and alongside the Queendom, and FCPW will be no different."
JD: "There's a lot of physical and mental stress that goes along with professional wrestling, how are you holding up in those regards?"
AE: "Do I look stressed to you? Like I said before, I've been pushing my body to the limit since before I even knew what pro wrestling was, and I don't intend on slowing down anytime soon."
JD: "Be that as it may, we all know that no one can do this forever, and with that in mind, have you given any thought to what you'd like to do when your time in the ring is up?"
AE: "Well, the Queendom always has each other's back, and if any of the other members are still competing when I have to hang up my boots, then you can be sure I'll be there to support them. And there's no reason that the Queendom has to end with it's current members. I'd love to be able to pass on my knowledge to someone new, someone who will be able to carry the Queendom's legacy into the next generation. If I can take someone under my wing, teach them the lessons that it took me years to figure out on my own and keep them from making the same mistakes I did, then I'd be happy with that. It would be a shame for all of this knowledge about the business to simply disappear just because it's time for me to retire. Who knows, maybe I'll even start a wrestling school of my own somewhere down the line."
JD: "Now, you've mentioned the Queendom several times throughout this interview, is there any chance we'll see any of the other members in FCPW at some point?"
AE: "There's always a chance for more of us to arrive Marie, especially once one of us has already made a name for herself. But I'll ease your worries a little bit, there's currently no plans for the rest of the Queendom to make their presence felt here in First Class Pro Wrestling."
JD: "And before we go, do you have any last thoughts or statements you'd like to share with the audience?"
AE: "I'd just like to say that it's a travesty that I'm not booked in a match on tonight's show. While I certainly enjoyed our little chat, there's not reason that I couldn't have also been able to stake my claim to becoming the first FCPW Women's Champion. And if our esteemed president is watching this and needs any ideas, here's one free of charge. Give me Fiona Harris one on one. Our paths have crossed a few times now, and she's been the person to capture my attention the most in FCPW. I want to see how well she can hold up when it's just me and her, no tag partners, no other participants."
JD: "Well, thank you again for joining me tonight."
The shot fades out as Dougall extends a hand, Evans offering a curt handshake after a second.
Special thanks to HailToTheQueendom for writing this segment!
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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Feb 28, 2021 19:58:02 GMT
Sunday Night Delight returns from commercial break to see Bob Mitchell leading “The Cardinal Sinner” Blade Alexander to the ring as “Killing in the Name” by Rage Against the Machine fills the sound system and the fans in attendance show their dismay for Mitchell and Alexander.
Amanda Jackson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by his manager Bob Mitchell, he hails from Las Vegas, Nevada, he is “The Cardinal Sinner” Blade Alexander!
“Bad Boys for Life” by P Diddy cuts off Alexander’s music while Alexander was in the middle of mocking the crowd. Jay Vaughan appears from behind the curtains and outstretches his arms, the crowd gives him a smattering of cheers and boos but heaving on the cheers side, possibly more due to his opponent. Vaughan reaches the ring and prepares for his match.
Amanda Jackson - And his opponent, he hails from Manchester, England in the United Kingdom, he is Jay Vaughan!
Lonnie - We should have one hell of an exciting matchup for you next ladies and gentlemen.
Tony - Yeah, these two were the last two men Jonny C plopped over the top rope to win his title shot later here tonight and neither are very fond of one another!
"The Cardinal Sinner" Blade Alexander w/ Bob Mitchell vs. Jay Vaughan
Blade remained in his corner as the bell rang with a smug look as Jay came to the center of the ring and challenged Blade to come at him. Blade walked to the center of the ring and quickly dropped down taking Jay down with a double leg take down. Blade pulled himself further up Jay’s body and began to lay into him with a series of punches and forearm strikes on the mat.
Lonnie - Blade Alexander seems to have caught Jay Vaughan by surprise.
Tony - I’ll say but Blade is also just a ruthless bastard, especially with that Bob Mitchell in his ear.
The referee begins to pull the men apart but Blade pushes the referee before continuing his melee before breaking of his own volition. Blade pulled Jay to his feet and deliver a Saito suplex. Blade goes for the early cover but Jay gets out at two. Blade pulled Jay up once more and delivered a forearm smash and then tosses Jay to the corner. Blade ran in from behind and delivered a dropkick to Jay in the corner. Blade got back to his feet and begin to deliver a series of stiff body shots to Jay’s midsection.
Lonnie - Blade Alexander seems as if he is out for blood in this one.
Tony - These two men clearly do not appreciate one another—this one is quickly developing into a blood feud.
Blade delivered a few chops before sending Jay to the opposite corner and running in behind him with a lariat. Blade grabbed Jay by the leg and delivered a dragon screw. Blade let Jay get to two knees before delivering a kick to the gut. Jay rolled out to the apron but Blade followed. Blade picked Jay up and delivered an apron power bomb. The referee began to tell Blade to take it back into the ring as the crowd booed and Jay nursed has back on the floor. Bob Mitchell began to jar with the closest fans to ringside who were quite a few rows back.
Lonnie - This Bob Mitchell guy is out of control and Blade Alexander seems pretty damn full of himself!
Tony - Why wouldn’t he be? He’s dominating the early stages of this matchup!
Blade traded some words with the referee as Jay got to his feet. Blade went for a diving cannonball senton but Jay side stepped allowing Blade to crash to the floor. Jay sized Blade up and delivered a punt kick to the side of Blade’s head. Jay pulled Blade to his feet and sent him crashing to the guard rail as the crowd cheered him on. Blade was then tossed shoulder first to the ring post as Bob Mitchell bickered with the referee.
Lonnie - Bob Mitchell was perfectly fine with Blade Alexander’s dominance but now has a problem with Jay Vaughan’s?
Tony - Of course, Jay Vaughan should be returning this one to the ring!
Blade walked off, nursing his shoulder. Jay took flight and crashed into the back of Blade’s head with a flying forearm. Jay pulled Blade and tossed him under the ropes and slid under at the count of eight. Blade rolled over and Jay took the opportunity to hit the ropes and hit a lionsault. Jay went for the cover but Blade was able to kick out two.
Lonnie - What a close call, I thought Jay Vaughan had this one in the bag!
Tony - So did I, and I think poor Bob Mitchell nearly had a heart attack on the outside.
Jay shook his head and pulled Blade up delivering a right hand for good measure. Jay sprung off of the ropes and delivered an enziguri. Blade fell down to two knees nearly out of it. Jay delivered a thrust kick to the side of Blade’s head. Blade nearly fell over but he remained on his knees for one last knee strike before collapsing backward.
Lonnie - Did you hear that thud?!
Tony - I think Blade may be out cold after that combo!
Jay motioned for the corner and a portion of the crowd popped. Jay climbed to the top as Blade slowly climbed to his feet. Blade turned to be met by Jay flying through the air with a flying crossbody. Jay rolled into a cover and received another two. Jay bickered with the referee that it was a slow count. Jay got to his feet and waited for the moment that Blade was at the perfect angle to deliver a swinging neck breaker.
Lonnie - That could be all she wrote right there!
Tony - I think Jay Vaughan is thinking the same thing!
Jay slides over and hooks the near leg the referee gets to two before Mitchell shouts that Blade’s foot is on the bottom rope. The referee looks and says thats a break.
Lonnie - That sneaky little bastard! He put Blade’s foot on the bottom rope!
Tony - I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.
Jay argued with the referee about Mitchell but Mitchell swore innocence. Blade had time to begin to stir and he rolled Jay up in a small package but Jay was able to kick out at two. Blade came out with a clothesline attempt but Jay ducked and jumped off of the ropes flying backward with a crossbody but Blade used the moment to turn over into another pinfall but this time Jay was able to get out at one. Blade rolled out of the ring and began to walk around the ring to catch his breath.
Lonnie - Jay Vaughan seems to have the upper hand now, I guess Blade Alexander is damn near spent.
Tony - I doubt it, he’s a smart competitor…just waiting for his moment.
Lonnie - He would have lost if not for Mitchell!
Tony - What the hell are you talking about? Are you even watching the same match?
Jay hit off of the ropes and took flight with an over the top rope plancha that connected but Jay’s head hit into the guard rail leading both men to be out on the outside of the ring. The referee counted to three before the men began to stir. Jay grabbed Blade from behind and tossed him into the steel steps. Mitchell began to shout at Jay, Jay told him to go to hell and grabbed Blade and slid him into the ring. Mitchell began to shout at Jay again and Jay ignored him.
Lonnie - Bob Mitchell is trying as hard as possible to get under Jay Vaughan’s skin right about now.
Tony - The more his man wins, the more money Bob Mitchell puts in his pocket—he’s got a vested interest in this match!
Jay slid in under the rope. Jay began to set up for and the crowd popped.
Lonnie - Here it comes!
Tony - Not the Assassination!
Jay prepared to deliver his famed spear. Bob grabbed him by the leg to distract him once more. Jay began to climb the ropes, arguing with Bob Mitchell. Blade Alexander was now at his feet. The referee got Jay’s attention and Jay decided to hit his spear. Jay took off but his head struck into a shining wizard knee strike from Blade Alexander.
Lonnie - That little weasel distracted Jay just long enough!
Tony - Oh that’s genius!
Jay stumbled, trying to recenter himself. He turned back around and Blade hit him with a kick to the gut. Blade lifted Jay into the air and hit him with a package piledriver.
Lonnie - There it is, the Original Sin!
Tony - That’s all she wrote.
The referee dropped to his knees as Blade covered and made the count of three.
Amanda Jackson - Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner “The Cardinal Sinner” Blade Alexander!
Lonnie - I have to believe if Bob Mitchell did not stick his nose in this one we would have seen an Assassination and a prompt three count.
Tony - I tend to disagree, so ya know…there’s that.
Sunday Night Delight cut to a commercial break.
Special thanks to Celtic Club for writing this match!
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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Feb 28, 2021 19:58:57 GMT
We come back from the break with Richard Dweck already in the ring, pacing as he stares up at the entrance ramp.
Amanda Jackson: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following matchup is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, from Wall Township, New Jersey... Richard Dweck!"
The ominous 'dun dun's of the Jaws theme fills the arena as Buck Henry steps through the curtains and onto the stage, lumbering down the ramp towards the ring.
Amanda: "And his opponent, from Rochester, New York... 'Big House' Buck Henry!"
Henry climbs into the ring as Dweck stares across at him, Buck returning his look.
Richard Dweck vs 'Big House' Buck Henry
Tony: “The bell rings and… Buck Henry doesn’t rush in. Dweck looks slightly surprised, I think he was expecting the standard rush from Henry to start this off but Henry is looking to lock up.”
Lonnie: “I genuinely did not know Buck knew how to lock up.”
Tony: “Dweck quickly grabs a headlock, Henry backs him to the ropes and pushes him off, Dweck rebounds off the ropes and…”
The announcers fall silent. The crowd falls silent before a rapturous roar fills the arena.
Lonnie: “What. The. Fuck.”
Tony: “Ladies and gentlemen… Buck Henry just executed an armdrag!”
Lonnie: “Richard Dweck is leaning against the ropes and he looks amazed! I’m amazed! That was actually a perfectly textbook armdrag!”
Tony: “Dweck looks embarrassed, he charges but Henry drops his shoulder, pops Dweck up onto his shoulders-”
Lonnie: “Airplane spin! Buck Henry with an airplane spin!”
Tony: “The crowd is roaring with approval! Ladies and gentlemen, Buck Henry didn’t come here tonight to fight, he came here to WRESTLE!”
The crowd counts along with the rotations, Buck getting up to four before slowing dramatically, executing three more before dumping Dweck to the mat, falling to a knee himself.
Lonnie: “Buck might be picking up his in-ring game a bit, but the man really needs to improve that cardio.”
Tony: “Dweck stumbles back to his feet and if he looked embarrassed before he just looks pissed off now. Henry to his feet, Dweck staggers towards him, he throws up a Rick Kick but the airplane spin clearly did it’s job!”
Lonnie: “Hard to aim when you’re dizzy and Dweck just missed that kick by about six inches. That doesn’t sound so bad until you remember that Buck Henry is the size of a Volkswagen.”
As Dweck misses the kick and stumbles to the side, Henry wraps a massive mitt around his neck, hoisting Dweck up in the air.
Tony: “Big House Boom! Dweck is down and Henry rolls him over.”
Lonnie: “Count to ten ref, that guy ain’t getting back up from that. And Dweck isn’t moving either.”
The referee counts to three on the pin and the crowd lets out one more roar of approval.
Amanda Jackson: “Your winner via pinfall, ‘Big House’ Buck Henry!”
Henry rolls to his back, clearly out of breath, allowing the referee to raise his hand from his supine position as we cut to break.
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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Feb 28, 2021 20:00:15 GMT
The show comes back from break with Richard Dweck slowly, finally rolling out of the ring, starting his way to the back, yelling at the crowd about not being disrespected as they jeer at him. Suddenly a mysterious figure appears behind Dweck a figure who is not immediately recognized by the announce team.
Lonnie Parks: Who the hell?
It then becomes clear that it is indeed the mysterious Wraith.
Wraith grabs a hold of Dweck and says something in the startled man’s ear something to the effect of “Your time is up.”
The two men teleport seemingly to the stage by the entry way, Dweck fights back in vain as his punches and kicks have no effect on the Wraith at all. Wraith puts Dweck down with a chokeslam and then picks him up and executes the Exit Pass off of the stage through a stack of tables. The crowd erupts in a uniform chant of “Holy Shit!”
Tony Watson: Oh my God! He’s got to be dead! Lonnie Parks: He’s got to be Captain Obvious, no one could have survived that. If this wasn’t enough Wraith retrieves Dweck from the rubble and the two again teleport this time to some scaffolding above the stage and entry way. Wraith once more executes The Exit Pass on a motionless Dweck this time off of the scaffolding and through the stage itself. This results in more stunned “Holy shit!” chants from the crowd and shock and awe on the part of the announcers. Wraith can be seen mouthing “Rest In Piss” not to be mistaken with “Rest In Peace” Wraith is clearly saying “Rest in Piss.” Wraith looks ominously into the camera and then disappears as medics and EMTs try and attend to Dweck.
Lonnie Parks: I’m stunned if Dweck wasn’t dead before he’s got to be now. Tony Watson: Maybe he was already dead after going off the stage and through that stack of stables and Wraith just put a dead body through the stage do you think? Let's throw to the back, just... we don't need to see any more of this right now. Good god.
Special thanks to Anarchy Enterprises for writing this segment! -----
The shot cuts to Jace Mason backstage, watching curiously as personnel rush past him towards the ringside area. 'Fuck Yeah!' Fiona Harris walks up as the last of the crew run past, moving to stand next to him.
Fiona: "Any idea what's going on out there?"
Jace shakes his head and Fiona shrugs, sipping an energy drink.
Jace: "Hey, about what happened at Love and War... was that just because Valentine's Day or is that something I can expect to happen regularly?"
Fiona smirks a little.
Fiona: "Jace... if I decide to kiss someone, it's a safe bet I want to do it more than twice."
Jace: "But you only kissed me onc-"
He's cut off by another firm kiss from Fiona, who pulls back from him with a grin.
Fiona: "I'm gonna go find a monitor in catering to watch Justice and Victoria. You wanna come with?"
With that she turns to walk away, a sway in her step as Jace follows along a moment later.
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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Feb 28, 2021 20:08:14 GMT
We return from break with entrance ramp and stage cleared, the damaged section of stage roped off with yellow caution tape.
Tony: “Okay, well we’ve still got the main event match for the Canadian Championship to come, but first the bout between the final two women from the six-way match back at Love and War.”
Lonnie: “Yup, the behemoth Victoria Mckenzie and the wily veteran Justice Cross. Cross pinned both Fiona Harris and Artemis Evans in that match, but Mckenzie was able to recover from a huge offensive flurry that’d put her down on the outside early in that match to take down Justice. We’ll see how they fare against each other tonight one on one.”
Amanda: “The following matchup is scheduled for one fall! Making her way to the ring first, from Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, England, the self-proclaimed ‘Biggest, Baddest, and Most Beautiful Brit in the Game’, ‘Queen Thicctoria’ Victoria Mckenzie!”
Victoria smirks as she saunters down to the ring to Little Mix's 'Power', the cocky and plus sized Geordie looks at the fans up and down with a mocking look of contempt; she even gets in the face of a few fans to jaw jack with them before she hops onto the apron and shows off her size by swinging her hips and grinding in a teasing way. Victoria then enters the ring through the middle rope and swaggers around, again showing off her size as she starts to talk trash to the booing fans, giving them the double middle finger or spinning around, bending over and slapping her own rear to show them what she thinks of them.
Amanda: “And her opponent, from St. Louis, Missouri, Justice Cross!”
The opening piano notes of ‘Bring Me to Life’ can be heard over the pa system then Amy Lee's voice begins to sing. Justice begins to walk out onto the top of the ramp as the words "Wake me up" begin to play over the speaker now. As she makes her way down to the ring she argues with the fans then gets to the floor near the ring. Justice continues to the ring with a smirk on her face before climbing onto the stairs. When she would get half way onto the apron she turned her back to the ropes then did a back flip over them. With both feet on the ground she would go over to each side of the ring smirking as the fans had mixed reactions towards her.
Victoria Mckenzie vs Justice Cross
Tony: “The bell rings and Cross charges across the ring, laying in to her larger opponent with forearms and kicks, driving the big rookie back towards her corner, forcing her to cover up.”
Lonnie: “We know Justice Cross has fought men in her career before, so while the size of Mckenzie is definitely something she’ll have to overcome it’s not something she’s intimidated by.”
As Mckenzie gets her arms up to protect her head from the punches of Cross, Justice switches her focus to the left thigh of Mckenzie, landing a couple of kicks before the larger woman grabs Cross and turns with her, dumping her back first in the turnbuckles. Vic rears back for a big punch but Cross ducks and pivots around behind her, immediately going back to the left leg, kicking away at Vic’s hamstring while Victoria wisely ducks between the ropes, forcing the referee to start a five count and back Justice off.
Lonnie: “Smart tactic from Cross; take the leg away from a bigger opponent, you’re gonna take away a lot of power.”
Tony: “Plus with Victoria being very mobile for a woman of her size, it can take away one of her natural weapons there.”
Justice allows the referee to back her to the middle of the ring and Victoria comes out of the corner, shaking her leg out a little, perhaps bruised but not injured. Justice charges but this time Victoria is ready, cutting her off with a knee to the midsection before hooking up a butterfly suplex and sending Cross flying across the ring.
Lonnie: “And that’s what makes Victoria Mckenzie incredibly dangerous, the ability to just launch an opponent every time she lays hands on them.”
Tony: “Justice back up to her feet in the corner and Victoria charges and she absolutely rocks Cross in the corner with a big body avalanche!”
Lonnie: “But Victoria was limping a little on that run. She might have to modify her gameplan a little here; it’s something veterans can usually do on the fly, but is the rookie ready to think that far ahead?”
Tony: “Victoria with a hard whip, sending Cross across the ring to the opposite corner before charging again and Cross moves!”
At the last second Cross sidesteps, almost falling down in the ropes but avoids contact and Mckenzie crashes hard into the corner. Cross sees an opportunity and attacks with a low dropkick, again going after the left leg. This time Mckenzie goes down to a knee and Cross keeps up the attack, stomping at the leg before Mckenzie just pushes Cross off, using the ropes to pull herself to her feet.
Lonnie: “Oh, that limp is pronounced now, definitely. And Justice Cross smells blood in the water Tony!”
Tony: “Justice hits the ropes, looking for a head of steam as she goes right after Mckenzie again. Cross ducks a clothesline attempt from Victoria, rebounds off the ropes looking for a flying forearm but Mckenzie catches her mid-leap! Mckenzie looking t-bone suplex but Cross slips out the back door! Mckenzie turns and eats a step up enziguri!”
Lonnie: “Mckenzie is back on one knee and she’s definitely dazed, this could be Cross’s chance to finish this one off!”
As Vic tries to shake off the cobwebs, Cross backs up before charging once more, looking shining wizard but Vic catches her legs before powering her up, letting out a yell as she gets Cross high in the air with one of Justice’s legs behind her head but the left leg buckles before she can really drive Cross down, instead just dropping the blonde hard on her back as Vic hits the mat again as well.
Tony: “Mckenzie definitely didn’t get all of that powerbomb but it was still a hell of a counter to that shining wizard. Mckenzie crawls into a cover and… Cross gets the shoulder up at two!”
Lonnie: “Victoria immediately postures herself up, looking to fire down some punches on Cross. Call it smart, call it desperate, probably some of both but with both women on the mat she’s trying to hurt Cross here while she can.”
Cross covers up as best she can on the mat as Vic throws big hammerfists down before Cross kicks the left leg of Mckenzie from her back, once, twice and a third time, finally forcing Vic to roll off of her and allowing Cross to roll out of the ring in turn, trying to shake off the big punches as Vic slowly rolls out after her, badly favouring her left leg now. Vic grabs Justice from behind, pulling her in for a back suplex but Justice flips through, landing on her feet behind Vic. Vic turns and Justice looks for the Lights Out but Mckenzie pushes her off, Cross barely catching herself hitting the ring post but she turns around into a big European uppercut. Vic tucks Justice’s head before lifting her, looking for Queen Victoria’s Coronation but again Justice slips free and chop blocks Vic from behind before rolling back into the ring.
Tony: “Beautiful series of counters by these two athletes!”
Lonnie: “You think they’ve got each other scouted pretty well, facing off two shows in a row?”
Tony: “The referee’s count is at six now and Victoria is trying to get back to her feet, Justice watching from in the ring.”
Lonnie: “Justice would be smart to take the countout here if she can.”
Tony: “Victoria back to her feet at eight, using the ring apron to pull herself to her feet and Cross with a baseball slide dropkick, knocking Victoria back down on the outside and putting Cross back outside with her.”
Lonnie: “Well, I guess Mckenzie was probably going to get back into the ring.”
Cross stalks Victoria on the outside as the referee restarts his count at one, but just as Mckenzie gets back up to one knee and Cross moves in for the kill a rain of boos fills the arena.
Tony: “Where the hell did she come from?!”
Karlie Oberhousen jumps the guardrail, charging through both Cross and the still kneeling Mckenzie, knocking both down hard, leaving the referee no choice but to call for the bell.
Tony: “What is Oberhousen doing?! This was a huge match and she just ruined it!”
Lonnie: “Oberhousen doesn’t give a damn about any matches but hers! She got knocked out first in that six-way and she wants to prove it was a fluke!”
Oberhousen stomps hard on the knee of Vic before grabbing Justice, driving her hard into the ringpost. A roar comes from the crowd as Fiona Harris comes charging from the back but before she can make it to ringside she gets blindsided by Shannon Riley with a steel chair! As Oberhousen alternates between stomping at Cross and Mckenzie, Riley slides Fiona’s leg into the chair, stepping back to stomp at it before stopping as Artemis Evans steps out on the stage, staring Riley down.
Tony: “Is Artemis Evans saving Fiona Harris?!”
Lonnie: “She said she wanted to beat Harris one on one, she can’t do that if Riley breaks her knee!”
Riley backs down as she and Evans glare at each other and seconds later officials charge down, getting between all of the women to break up the altercations.
Amanda Jackson: “Ladies and gentlemen… this bout has been ruled a no-contest due to outside interference.”
As Jackson finishes her announcement Lou Natic steps out onto the stage, microphone in hand.
Lou: “I’m glad you six still want to kill each other, because you’re gonna get more chances! At our next pay-per-view event on April 25th, there’s gonna be a triple threat match to crown our first Women’s Champion! To get into that match, we’re gonna have three singles matches, winner moves on, loser can go to hell. Vic, I promised you an advantage and here it is: you get to face off with the first woman eliminated from that six-way, Karlie Oberhousen! The other two matches will be drawn at the start of the next episode of Sunday Night Delight!, so I suggest you other four just be ready for anything!”
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Post by FCPW President Mac Dunney on Feb 28, 2021 20:13:27 GMT
Tony: “Alright folks, it’s time for the main event of the evening! Canadian Championship, on the line for the very first time, John Cavanagh and Jonny C. Lonnie, any thoughts going in to this one?”
Lonnie: “Well, there’s a few things we know for sure going into this. One, both of these men will stop at nothing to succeed. Two, champion’s advantage lies with John Cavanagh and with the attitude of these men it’s a big advantage; Jonny C has to keep in mind that he loses his shot at the title, has to work his way back from the pack if he goes too far and gets DQ’d tonight, whereas if Cavanagh gets too aggressive or if Celtic Club interjects themselves, he still goes home with the belt.”
Tony: “Very valid points there, Lon. Tale of the tape has Cavanagh 13 years older than the challenger, Jonny C two inches taller, twenty pounds heavier.”
Lonnie: “I don’t see any of those things making a huge difference tonight in this one. I think it’s gonna come down to who makes the first big mistake and how much the Celtic Club gets involved.”
The lights in the arena dim and start to flash blue and green. An 8 bit version on Jonny C appears on the screen with an ax and swings in at the screen cracking it and yells here's Jonny. Pretty fly for a white guy blares over the pa system. Jonny C bursts through the curtain with his arms out. Jonny looks around the arena and laughs and walks down the ramp. Jonny climbs the ring stairs stopping on the top step. He grabs the top rope and jumps over it. He immediately climbs the ropes and yells "You're looking at the greatest to ever set foot in a wrestling ring."
Tony: “Jonny C, never lacking confidence. There was a lot of trash talking in the buildup to this one from both sides.”
A guitar chord is heard following by a voice "Behold the Kings. The King of Kings." Lights begin to flicker with the music "on your knees, dog". At the 0:13 mark, out from the darkness of the tunnel emerges the “One Man Dynasty” John Cavanagh in a hooded black robe with green trim, he heads down towards the ring accompanied by his valet Shannon Riley who is wearing a tight fitting and revealing dress, Trigger Cavanagh and Andy Donahue following not far behind. The group walks to the ring arm and arm, they ignore the fans and Cavanagh trash talks to the camera. They reach the ring and Cavanagh walks up the steps, outstretches his hand for his valet who carefully walks up the steel steps. Cavanagh grabs the middle rope and raises it while simultaneously pushing the bottom rope down with the foot allowing Shannon to easily enter without revealing anything much to the chagrin of the men in the front row. Cavanagh steps in to the ring and outstretches his arms as Shannon grabs him from the side. Shannon takes his robe off, revealing the Canadian Championship around his waist, as Cavanagh helps her out of the ring. Cavanagh turns his view to the inside of the ring as he prepares for the match.
Lonnie: “And Celtic Club in full force at ringside tonight, not a shock there.”
Amanda: “The following matchup is scheduled for one fall and is for the Canadian Championship! Introducing the challenger, from Milford, Connecticut, “Infamous” Jonny C! And the champion, from Hell’s Kitchen, New York, “The One Man Dynasty” John Cavanagh!”
Tony: “The trash talking in full effect between Jonny C and the whole Celtic Club as the referee calls for the bell. Here we go!”
Canadian Championship Match - Jonny C vs John Cavanagh
Jonny and Cav continue to talk shit, staring at each other from across the ring before circling and finally locking up. Cavanagh grabs a headlock and C counters into a hammerlock, the two grapplers exchanging counters, neither seeming able to get an advantage for more than a couple of seconds even as the exchange goes to the mat. Finally Cav has another headlock and Jonny C is able to muscle them both back up to their feet, pushing Cav off into the ropes only to have him rebound back and knock Jonny to the mat with a shoulder tackle.
Tony: “Cavanagh laying the insults in to Jonny C as the younger man rolls to the ropes and gets back to his feet; did Cavanagh just waste an opportunity to follow up, Lonnie?”
Lonnie: “Nah, that move wasn’t going to put C in any kind of real danger and they both knew it. Cavanagh’s looking to get in his head a bit, that’s all.”
Jonny C moves back in, looking to lock up again but Cav cuts him off with a kick to the stomach and a clubbing blow across the back; Cav looks to whip C into the ropes but Jonny reverses, dropping under a charging Cav as he rebounds back off the ropes before, as Cav comes off the ropes again, knocking Cav off his feet with a standing dropkick.
Tony: “Jonny C returning fire, a whole lot of smacktalk as the champ rolls out of the ring to regroup with his Celtic Club allies.”
Lonnie: “Smart veteran move, don’t let your opponent build up too much momentum. Besides, you can’t lose the belt on the outside.”
Tony: “Keep your eyes on Jonny C though, he’s not afraid to fly!”
As Celtic Club huddles up on the outside, Jonny C hits the ropes and charges, launching himself through the ropes! Shannon Riley and Trigger sidestep in time but the Infamous one wipes out both Cavanagh and Donahue in one move!
Lonnie: “That’s 260 pounds moving like 180 pounds and hitting like a cartoon piano on Daffy Duck!”
Jonny C pops back up to his feet as Trigger approaches him, turning and kicking him square in the crotch.
Lonnie: “Well, can’t get DQ’d for ballshotting someone not in the match, and Trigger’s definitely not going to be a factor for a few minutes now!”
C poses for the crowd before grabbing Cav, bouncing his head off the ring apron before rolling him into the ring, C opting to go up to the top rope.
Lonnie: “I think he’s thinking C Section, hit that frog splash while the rest of Celtic Club is recovering on the outside!”
Jonny C launches himself off the top, looking for the frog splash but Cav rolls towards the corner; C is able to readjust and roll through, landing in a somersault and quickly popping back to his feet but he comes up with his back to Cav, who capitalizes with a big release german suplex! Cavanagh is quick to follow up, hitting a quick knee drop to the head of Jonny C, followed by a bigger jumping knee drop. He goes for the pin but C is able to get his shoulder up at two. Cavanagh pulls C up to his feet before connecting with a northern lights suplex but again, C kicks out at two.
Tony: “Cavanagh in control for the moment, but he hasn’t beaten Jonny down enough to make the pin stick.”
Lonnie: “No, but every pin attempt drains more energy out of Jonny C. Cavanagh just needs to stay calm, keep the pressure on and don’t give Jonny any openings.”
Cavanagh lands a couple of slaps to the face of Jonny before pulling him up to his feet, smacking him once more with both at a vertical base. Cav shoots Jonny hard into the ropes, tucking his head and shoulder as if looking for a back body drop but Jonny grabs hold of the ropes and instead catches Cav with an upkick to the chops, sending Cav reeling back a couple of steps. Both men take a second to recover before Cav charges with a clothesline, C ducking and cutting behind Cav before wrapping his arms around the head and neck of the champion.
Tony: “Jonny C looking for a sleeperhold here, he’s gonna try and put Cavanagh out with one of the oldest finishes in the book.”
Lonnie: “If he gets Cavanagh here then John’s gonna end up waking up in a nightmare without his belt!”
Cav fights to keep Jonny from getting the hold locked in fully, getting one hand under the forearm of C to keep it from crushing down on his carotid artery, landing a couple of elbows to the body of C before finally grabbing a handful of long blond hair, using that to pull C into a jawbreaker as Cav drops to his knees, following it quickly with a swinging neckbreaker. Cav quickly dives into a cover on Jonny but once again he gets the shoulder up at two. Cavanagh comes up yelling at the referee to count faster, the rest of Celtic Club at ringside joining in the refrain.
Lonnie: “I don’t envy the ref, trying to keep order here with those three at ringside.”
Cav grabs C as he’s trying to get back to his feet, hooking C up for the fisherman’s brainbuster but C starts throwing desperate body shots with his free hand until Cav is forced to release the hold, pushing C back to the ropes and C rebounds back with an explosive clothesline! Cav scrambles back to his feet only to run into another! Cav comes up once more only to run into a kick in the ribs and a DDT!
Tony: “Jonny C into the cover! One, two, no! Cavanagh gets the shoulder up!”
Jonny C pops to his feet and starts to brutally stomp Cav, landing several before moving to set up the Triple C elbow drop. C hits the ropes once, then again and lands the elbow before dropping into another cover, Cav again barely getting the shoulder up at two. Jonny C gets back to his feet, fired up, calling for Cav to get up as C signals for The F’n Point.
Tony: “Celtic Club is frantic at ringside, yelling warnings to Cavanagh! Jonny C grabs Cavanagh and gets him up on his shoulders!”
Lonnie: “Shannon Riley is up on the ring apron yelling at Jonny! Get her outta there ref!”
Tony: “Jonny blows Shannon a kiss before popping Cavanagh up and Cavanagh slips out the backdoor! He goes for a waistlock, C reverses, C shoves Cavanagh towards the ropes and right into Riley!”
Lonnie: “Thank god for Andy Donahue catching her or she’d be KO’d!”
Tony: “The referee is yelling at Donahue to take Riley out of there and - what’s Trigger doing?!”
As Andy, still arguing with the ref, carries Shannon slowly up ramp, Trigger slides into the ring, brass knuckles on his hand and he sucker punches Jonny in the back of the head as the crowd boos before quickly rolling back out of the ring. Jonny stumbles forward, clutching the back of his head and falls right into the Hell’s Kitchen Drop! Cav rolls into the cover and the referee turns around, seeing Cavanagh covering Jonny C. The ref drops down to count one, two, three.
Amanda: “Your winner and still Canadian Champion, ‘The One Man Dynasty’ John Cavanagh!”
Tony: “Cavanagh might call himself ‘The One Man Dynasty’ but he wouldn’t have that belt right now if it wasn’t for the rest of Celtic Club.”
Lonnie: “Yup, it’s a hell of a team he’s put together-”
Tony: “Hell of a team?! This isn’t a team title!”
Lonnie: “TEAM, Tony. Together everyone achieves more. And this team isn’t done tonight!”
On the outside, Andy sets Riley back down on her feet before he and Trigger slide back into the ring, starting to put the boots to Jonny C as Cavanagh goes to ringside to retrieve the belt. As Cavangh starts barking instructions to his minions, the crowd roars as Jay Vaughan comes charging down the ramp, sliding into the ring, nailing Trigger with a clothesline before staggering Donahue with a series of forearm shots. He rears back for one more but gets cut off by Cavanagh nailing him from behind with the title belt, dropping Vaughan. Celtic Club starts putting stomps into Vaughan only for the crowd to roar again as The Barnburners come flying down the ramp, Donahue and Trigger sliding out to meet them at ringside, the two tag teams trading blows outside the ring. Cavanagh has the belt in hand, posing triumphantly when the lights suddenly dim and a cloud of smoke starts to billow out through the entranceway.
Tony: “What the hell is going on? Is there a fire backstage or something?”
Lonnie: “It smells like the art teacher’s office at my old high school in here!”
Suddenly a figure hops the guardrail from behind the announce table, sliding into the ring as Cavanagh watches the entrance warily.
Tony: “That’s Dank Sinatra! He was a former TV Champ at EWF! There’s no love lost between him and Celtic Club!”
Cavanagh turns around, spotting Dank and eating a spinning kick for his trouble, sending him out of the ring! Donahue and Trigger slide into the ring but the Barnburners catch Donahue by the feet and drag him back out, sending him into the guardrail as Dank pops Trigger onto his shoulders, connecting with a One Winged Angel!
Tony: “That’s the Indica Bomb! Trigger Cavanagh is OUT!”
The lights come back up completely as Gally and Chucky roll into the ring with a grinning Dank, the show closing on a shot over the shoulders of the babyface trio, focused on a glaring, livid John Cavanagh and Shannon Riley on the ramp.
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